@garshmo
Joined February 2015
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garshmo retweeted
ð@ooshearaverOct 17
girls be say things like ‘put your cigarette out on me’ but they don’t mean it
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My tapeworm can drive us then we can both drink
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I do think Friday is closer friends with Thursday but likes to be seen with Saturday
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My neighbor and I still sleep in separate beds
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I can’t go to Florida that’s where they smoked dale earnhardt what if they do that to me
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TMZ saying it’s Wednesday how the hell do they get this stuff
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I do think Batman has undiagnosed BPD
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Plowing my neighbor's driveway it’s not even snowing I’m just a good neighbor
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I could beat a guy in chess in one move it’s called the tombstone piledriver
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garshmo retweeted
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@esotericpawgOct 12
Edtwt girls when someone in her circle has a morsel of food
garshmo@garshmoOct 10
Something fat just happened
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Weed makes me feel like my elbows are touching
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Do circles know they’re perfect
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I can tell who eats oatmeal and who does not
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My middle name got so much dust on it
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Poetry is not dead
garshmo@garshmoSep 24
The
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McDonald’s feels like cartoon food
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