Professional nerd. Accomplished velociraptor. Occasional liar. Also kind of a stand up comic & obsessed with #StarTrekLowerDecks & #StarTrekPicard (#TeamShaw)

Washington, DC
Joined December 2008
I'm logging in specifically to say that the @Nissan satnav is the most useless, arbitrary, and unpredictable thing I've ever had the displeasure of using. If it was a person, I'd be digging a shallow grave somewhere in Ireland.
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Someone needs to ask him. #Neuralink
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My favorite feature of @Windows 11 is how it opens everything in #Edge even though you've told it not to.
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Look what you've done, @TerryMatalas! Incredible (and terrifying) #cosplay at @treklongisland #StarTrekPicard
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Did you know that a tree can be dead for up to 10 years, but will still sprout leaves as the nutrients are sucked from its corpse? Anyway, @YouTube is garbage that needs to be put down for this and 1,000 other reasons. youtube.com/watch?v=uAqnnT2t…
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The Schedule for #treklongisland is up! The "Main Schedule" button will show you what is happening within each hour including panels, photo ops, meet and greets and children's events. If you want to see where you favorite celebrity is check out the "Celebrity Schedule" button.
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Hey @paramountplus, I'm so pissed off that I logged into this hellscape of a platform to let you know the day after #StarTrekLowerDecks last episode is the day I cancel your @StarTrek hating ass.
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Cheepie is enjoying the #DangerZone (courtesy of @GrowlingAim9)
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Why is my @Google search bar suddenly sending me to @#$%! @bing ?!?!? #NeverBing @Microsoft
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Hey @StarTrekOnPPlus (sarcastic quotes around the Star Trek lately, BTW), we're a month away from the Emmy winning 🏆#Picard season 3 anniversary. You know, the first Trek show to break the Nielsen's Streaming Top 10? Where's #StarTrekLegacy?
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"Mugato dung...Fresh. Tangy." I love #StarTrekLowerDecks so much. How did @FredTatasciore deliver that line without laughing?
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What a fucking joke this platform is.
oh, ok then thanks @elonmusk, good to know that open hate crime death threats using full throttle racial slurs don’t violate X’s new “free speech” policies 👍
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Hey @KellyannePolls, as a liberal I have to say that when I wake up...
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It's probably good that @JaWoodle didn't notice this at the time. #7d2d
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Oh nevermind: you noticed ;)
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