@webding
 Sheffield/Nottingham
Joined March 2009
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Replying to @MooseAllain
@theblokemark livens up many a dull day in the office by regularly coming out with these beauties while on the phone. Yes, I keep a list.
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I always knew that when I grew up I’d be bragging to my mates about going on holiday and getting birds
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Marc Webster retweeted
The Tufty Club@tufty_clubOct 5
It’s time for a season review. No, not 26/27, autumn. We consider all pros and cons as United (and nesh people) enter an important period where big decisions have to be made ☁️ soundcloud.com/tufty-club/26… 🟢 open.spotify.com/episode/0Da… 🍎 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas… #twitterblades #sufc
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Felt very sorry for the Polish lorry driver that found himself in South Yorkshire rather than Cardiff about 20 years ago Almost as sorry as I felt for my dad who then had to explain the right way to go, using only international sign language and vague shouting
Capt. Osbert Twinge, Bt. KCB.@RMcCarthy86Aug 26
Memories of the French lady at Nottingham ticket office, under the impression she could buy a ticket to Montpelier. She did, and four hours later had wound up not on a sunny, Mediterranean, cafè-strewn station square as intended, but amidst an industrial estate in north Bristol.
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Certainly not innocent of vandalism
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We just can’t let the World Cup go… so we’ve teamed up with @webding and made our own: a 90s One‑Hit Wonders World Cup. Drop your favourites in the comments and we’ll probably tell you they had more than one hit so were ineligible.
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When it’s 4:59pm and you’ve got after work beers
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ITV really fucking this up. Talking over Wonderwall, arguing with Tuchel, employing Matterface
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Esta es la mejor foto del mundial y no pienso discutirlo 🥹🫶
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In fairness, we’ve all been doing Darren Cann impressions
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Has to be irony
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Is Danny Murphy saying that if you go feral then the only option is Preston?
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It was a great goal but I think this lad has got a bit carried away
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@EnglandJul 1
Ridiculous. Just ridiculous.

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The way Jon Champion just bellowed “Jonathan David” was like he was asking for his butler to pass him a condom
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I’m not saying it’s hot, but I just sat on the toilet and the seat feels like one of those terrible times at work when you find you’ve accidentally followed in someone else’s arse steps
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I wish to report a crime @walls
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Replying to @EastMidRailway
@EastMidRailway absolutely useless comms regarding the 15:40 from Sheffield to Nottingham. After a 20+ minute delay, we’re told “there’s still a fault and we have no departure time”. Run across to get the Northern, only to hear the whistle go and the 15:40 pull off
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Absolutely shambolic comms again. My train is cancelled so I go for the one an hour earlier. That’s then delayed to the point that a Northern one will potentially beat it by a minute, but I stay put. Just as the Northern pulls out, yours gets delayed by a further 10 minutes 😂
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Not that bothered by the way, I’ll still be home earlier than I would have been… just a bit comical
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If I was an engagement-farming blue tick wanker that didn’t want to get muted by me, I’d simply stop posting in the same tedious style Here’s how:
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