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Joined October 2015
Did anyone else have a crazy spike in engagement today?
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i did NOT delete this myself. we are being silenced...
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to become profitable, MEL will start charging for subscriptions, which can only be bought with MELCoin, a cryptocurrency that is mined by shitting into a pneumatic tube that propels the shit at high velocity, converting this momentum into verified blockchain transactions
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What if there was no Twitter and it was all just MEL Magazine instead?
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please welcome our new editor in chief!!
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Ian we're gonna need you to come into the office and write some posts xitter.cf/ianlecklitner/status/1…
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NEW: MEL Magazine has acquired Tesla
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working on getting verification shortly
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hey it's Miles. apparently i never got logged out of this account. so, who else likes using a hair dryer on their balls?
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Hi. My name is Paul. I have a PhD and tenure. Today I decided to test if a bottle of super glue was open by squirting it into my hand. Then I tried to clean my hand by wiping it on a box.
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MEL Magazine retweeted
When I say im bad at taking hints, this is what I mean
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“You obey your parents and teachers because they can wield real power over you if you don’t; you obey a camp counselor because you’re in love.” @RaxKingIsDead wrote about the youthful, unrequited love for camp counselors melmagazine.com/en-us/story/…
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