The in+out in my hometown is so packed every night they have teenagers walking the drive-in queue to take orders and the first thing they say when you roll down your window is, "will you be eating in your car tonight?" Lil dude had me stammering
@at&t so weird but none of the texts from my friends are coming through like they're getting my texts but im not getting theirs back?! Kindly repair this issue pronto!! Thanks, mary
I get to keep 1 shitty tshirt w holes in it for each of my 3 year relationships, this is the sacred rule which protects me from sunk cost totality
Replying to @edggde
Took me a long time to accept that ya, you have to put a bunch of water (like at least a cup), also I had to get over not liking bananas for sweetness (texture substantively different if you freeze em) + add nut butter if you want it to be like, a meal that you’re drinking
“If there’s no buttons am I just supposed to like pull it on top of me or what??” he’s holding up a tall tee to a non English speaking woman, but she’s smiling, she’s helping him pull it on
There’s a young speed freak in this savers whose thing is just asking all the women how to put on and style different articles of clothing— pretty endearing actually
I don’t want to be in an open relationship but I would also like to not be solely responsible for another person’s happiness—why are these the only 2 relationship options??




