The in+out in my hometown is so packed every night they have teenagers walking the drive-in queue to take orders and the first thing they say when you roll down your window is, "will you be eating in your car tonight?" Lil dude had me stammering
I get to keep 1 shitty tshirt w holes in it for each of my 3 year relationships, this is the sacred rule which protects me from sunk cost totality
There’s a young speed freak in this savers whose thing is just asking all the women how to put on and style different articles of clothing— pretty endearing actually
“If there’s no buttons am I just supposed to like pull it on top of me or what??” he’s holding up a tall tee to a non English speaking woman, but she’s smiling, she’s helping him pull it on
I don’t want to be in an open relationship but I would also like to not be solely responsible for another person’s happiness—why are these the only 2 relationship options??
Someone on my flight taught their 2 year old the word stupid, and either he doesn’t know any other adjectives or he’s being so mean
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R.I.P. Pharoah Sanders, October 13, 1940 - September 24, 2022. Here he is performing "Kazuko" in a tunnel in San Francisco in 1982.
