My 3 year old son is in tears. He asked me, “Dad, why aren’t we eating dinner this week?” I told him I spent $100 upgrading my 5 star recruit to an 80 overall. He said, “So we can’t eat this week because corporate greed has become so bad that they’re selling back features that were free for decades of past games for hundreds of dollars, and are using each implantation of micro transactions as a Trojan horse for extensive and more predatory implementation in future iterations across all sports games?” I looked my son in the eye and said, “We won’t be eating next week either. I just spent $100 upgrading my coach in dynasty so I won’t have to spend 40 seasons just to hit Sherrone Moore level.” My son replied, “But didn’t they just announce they will add back the fastest coaching xp slider in dynasty?” I said, “Not quite. They gave back one of the faster sliders and renamed it as fastest, while ignoring all other community demands in an attempt to defuse the horrific PR just hours from launch.” My son quipped, “So, they think their customers are unintelligent and easily manipulated.” I told my son, “Yes. Now go get your mom’s credit card. I may need to swipe this at any moment. Not even the mascots are safe.”