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i need to read files from a pile of zip disks and 3.5" floppies. what's the easiest way to do this without spending a pile of $ or going deep homelabber
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impossible burger, more like meat proxy
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J Y@beerplusplusSep 5
At my restaurant you can pay an extra $5 and come back to the kitchen and take a bong rip with the dish washer
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I'm excited to stop writing code and start writing machine-readable specifications of precise intended behavior
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software engineering circa 2026
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you're thinking about evals, i'm thinking about eval()
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i gotta find the vllm people on here
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me, scoffing in the back row of SIGGRAPH: ok I guess this is good if I ever need to render a teapot I guess??
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Hell yeah. Write Ruby. Be gay. Ship code.
Sebastian@sebirocs21 Dec 2025
Replying to @HSVSphere
Ruby is gay
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I spent over a hundred dollars on fried appetizers to bring you this hard hitting journalism.
More Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUS7 Oct 2025
NEW: Are restaurants starting to taste the same? Food distributor Sysco has been on a relentless acquisition spree, becoming one of the largest companies in food service. This consolidation means higher prices for mass-produced food made under grueling conditions.
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atdi halloween cover band, who's in?
Joe Mockingbird LLG LP 1 OUT NOW@xxxtactician113 Sep 2025
In the hype for all the new albums I missed the silver anniversary for my favorite album the year I was born and one of the greatest albums ever Long live At The Drive-In - Relationship Of Command. You changed my life in ways I can鈥檛 express.
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If you鈥檝e ever argued about haml vs erb, you might be entitled to financial compensation.
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today at work i did uuid keys and json columns on the same table, so WHATS UP twitter
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i use q cli all day long and it's great. ama.
Gergely Orosz
@GergelyOrosz30 Jun 2025
So strange: Practically no one outside of Amazon seems to know about Amazon Q Developer. It's Amazon's "version" of GH Copilot. All devs at Amazon use it (and like it AFAIK!) It excels working with anything AWS. And it's a public product! Like they were hiding it... but not!
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who's making an mcp for my brokerage account
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And exactly the kind of charges WPD slapped on the daughter unnecessarily
Mark Henderson@henderson_mark10 May 2025
FWIW, there is no record, in any District Court or Worcester Superior Court, of a case against first name: "Ferreira," last name: "de Oliveira" via Masscourts.org
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now gonna start this goliath of a movie (all 50,000+ minute of it)
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Nice trout mask. Is it original?
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You wanna smoke the gel off a fentanyl patch
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