helping artists achieve their dreams @distrofort | data science enthusiast | man city | @lautechofficial alumni

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined September 2012
Read “Distrofort: The Independent Artist’s Silent Partner in a Loud Industry“ by Distrofort on Medium: medium.com/@distrofort/distr…
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you can’t get a decent job. you can’t afford to eat shawarma without feeling like you made a financial mistake. you struggle with rent. no plans of buying yourself a car anytime soon. electricity is bad. roads are bad. healthcare is bad. education is bad. insecurity is terrible.
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davido just useless, you no fit use him songs smoke igbo.
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When it’s your time, you’ll be rebranded, and you’ll look so sexy and fly🔥😎
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🚨OLAMIDE LIVE AT THE 02 ARENA 🇬🇧 🗓️: MARCH 25TH 2027 📍: 02 ARENA, LONDON 🏟️: 20,000 CAPACITY HIS FIRST HEADLINE SHOW AT THE VENUE!
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OSUN 🤍
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Omo I thought Buhari was joking when he said we will miss him 😭😂
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Person go buy 2008 Corolla for ₦7 million, dey celebrate am like say na 2026 model. 😭😂 We no even realize the kind danger we dey for this country. Sometimes, na when you mingle with foreigners or you travel you go understand how backward your life be. 💔
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Akúu ojúmó 🤭🌹🤎 Check out Xylaa - Her 🌹 | AKtivated TV youtu.be/CUMb6l7uEO8 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
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🚌 | وصلنا إلى ملعب أبيولا بأبيكوتا 🏟️🗣️ #𝑻𝒐𝒕𝒂𝒍𝑬𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒈𝒊𝒆𝒔𝑪𝑨𝑭𝑪𝑳 #نادي_مولودية_الجزائر 🟢🔴
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Remember what I said about abundance Never met someone who lived abundantly who wasn’t absolutely flushed w everything yall cling too tightly to Love, money, happiness, etc
Canadian girl who emptied her piggy bank at age 5 to donate all $61.38 of her savings to Haiti earthquake victims bought her first-ever lottery ticket at 18 and won $48 million
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Jesus healed 10. Only one came back to say "thank you". Jesus o. He healed them. Practically changing their stories. Why are you angry that someone has not come to appreciate you 😂😂 Na wetin they do Jesus, they don do you. And I'm not saying we should be ungrateful people
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Lmaooo…40% don’t have access to electricity and 100% don’t have access to 24/7 electricity.
Nigeria has the highest number of people without access to electricity in the world. 39% of the country's population don't have access to electricity. Source: Tracking SDG7: The Energy Progress Report.
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These girls make these videos so they can use it to masturbate 😂
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Slim girls, ☺️ let's dance, my new jam drops tomorrow 20th 💃💯 #bethizy #slimgirlsopenverse #kokopee #vdm – at Ijede, Nigeria
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One day u gone meet BAMZY💚😇🫵🏿
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Commodities like pepper 🌶 should never be out of reach of the common man 🌶 Like they used to say ordinary pepper 🌶?💔
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😭😭😭😭
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“All the people that left Peter Obi combined doesn’t have the political capital of Sen. Rabiu Kwankwaso” - Zekeri Idris
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Y’all come look at this.👴🏿
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D girl wey you chase comot for ur house, wey no gree go Nah because she no get anywhere to go ooo No mistake dat for love 🧏🏻‍♂️
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