CAN THIS CITY GET #UBER ALREADY?! #yvr

Just sat down at the communal table at #Prado and became a part of a first date. #Vancouver #typical

Dear #skytrain you are the most unreliable boyfriend ever. And I've had some doozies. @TransLink @CityofVancouver @CBCVancouver

All I am saying I was one pound heavier than jay z when I was born. So I get to be more successful right? Right. #December4th – at Kelowna, British Columbia

Blueberry Tea. That is all. – at Kelowna, British Columbia

It's #NationalPeanutButterFudgeDay And no, that has no underlying implications. Go out, get fudged! – at Kelowna, British Columbia

I am glad ponchos are in. They're good for hiding things under. Like secrets and treasure maps. – at Kelowna, British Columbia

BIG NEWS: After 9 years, my roots are coming in blonde blonde again. It my friends, is a good day. – at Kelowna, British Columbia

When I was a kid I used to pretend I was the missing Romanov descendant. It's nice to know that imagination is starting to pay off. – at Kelowna, British Columbia

The right shade of red lipstick and an honest smile will get you better discounts than groupon. – at Vancouver, British Columbia

Things I don't miss from being in a relationship: cheap lipstick stains on French cuffed shirts. – at Kelowna, British Columbia

Things I miss from being in a relationship: being brought coffee in bed every morning. @Starbucks you have an untapped market. – at Kelowna, British Columbia

She Wolf by @shakira is a completely underrated song. I will stay in the car to let it finish every. single. time. – at Kelowna, British Columbia

A homeless man just told me if I were a man I would not be as handsome as Brad Pitt. #IamNotMad #HollywoodDivas – at Kelowna, British Columbia

I don't remember much about 90's Oprah, but I do remember her telling us to always flush with the lid down. – at Kelowna, British Columbia

Men who drive very expensive cars and use pay phones. Could you be more alluring? – at Kelowna, British Columbia

I am tweeting again. First up: Starbucks now warms their croissants. Thank you @Starbucks My afternoon had been TRANSFORMED. #HotGluten – at Kelowna, British Columbia

@PortiaFavro all the love to you 😘 – at Kelowna, British Columbia