She/Her Rabblerouser & Friend of the Rebel Alliance. Host of @IWantMyMCUtv and @the_aftershow, RIP @UncannyGreeting. Also @verso@mastodon.social

Portland, OR
Joined February 2007
Dear Twitter: Did you know that 33 Senate seats and EVERY SINGLE US HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES SEAT IS UP IN 2020? 468 seats. Tired of what they're doing? Vote em out!
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Yeah I'm done here. Find me with the same name on ancient elephant dot social if you are so inclined. If not, I'll miss you. So long, and thanks for all the fish. 🐬
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Ahem.
Age yourself with a store. I’ll go first: LIMITED TOO
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I feel I should point out that the alt text is everything here. So enjoy that.
Excellent reporting and writing about the lack of regulation and oversight in the US hospice industry.
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Kelly Guimont retweeted
As Bea Arthur’s personal assistant & friend, I can verify she actually liked singing this song 💜💙 - @c150flyer @ZacharyJ @brentlythomas @rachelsklar @GoldenConPals @TheGGForever
Please rise for the singing of our National Anthem
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Ok now that I have read this I want the same thing...
Can we start an ADHD group where we send each other invites to pretend events? I just want plans that I can cancel. I need that dopamine rush. 🤌
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Kelly Guimont retweeted
Then he got an idea. An awful idea. The Grinch got a wonderful, awful idea! It involved bagpipes. And a unicycle. And fire. Oh so much fire! 🔥 #pdx #keepportlandweird #Portland
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Thread time. Here's the thing about @tesla. It's not a car company. Tesla is a company that has to make cars in order to sell its real product: Emissions Credits. Let me explain. Back in 2012, the EPA put out new, strident emissions standards for new vehicles fleetwide. 1/
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Regulatory Credits on account for a small percentage of Tesla Revenue. 2020: 6.2% 2021: 3.2% 2022: 2.7% As of FY Q3 2022 Credits were only $287m against profits of $3.3b twitter.com/FonsDK/status/… TSLA Q3 2022 IR Deck: shorturl.at/mow47
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Kelly Guimont retweeted
We are recording @intouchwithios live with @jgamet and @Verso come join us! youtu.be/_XG3gicb-Fs
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I bid you all a Happy Life Day! And now please enjoy this commentary track for the program that introduced this fine #StarWars tradition to our system.
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Hey @tbridge777 know anybody?
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ShutUpAndTakeMyMoney . gif
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Every time I open @Twitterrific and refresh I wonder if today will be the day it is cut off. So much good came from this goofy ass website. I'll be sad to see it go, but at this rate it will be tinged with relief it's finally been put out of its misery.
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Kelly Guimont retweeted
Been trying to find one of these for my collekshun
My Life (2007, €64.90) featured a virtual world, custom avatar and mini games. It had a IR port for sharing messages with other users, an expansion slot for upgrades, and was a commercial success
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Kelly Guimont retweeted
🥹🥲🥰 It was JUST the pep I needed in my step tonight.
If anyone needs a little motivation today, call (707) 873-7862. It’s a school project where kindergarteners give you a pep talk. It’s so cute 🥹😅. And it’s automated!
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