Why do coding standards enforce 80-char lines and vast pro-forma comments? Must the tall & thin ideal be forced on code as well as people?
Suggested policy for @virginmedia: remove the data cap on your mobile contract while there's a fault on your broadband line.
How to break immersion: write about a computer genius who uses 3-letter dictionary passwords and has a "Record activity in log? y/n" prompt.
The problem with fabric conditioner is how much time I spend sitting in the lab with my shirt pressed against my nose, intensely sniffing.



