@userissomewhere

Detroit sports fan. Total dad bod. No kids though. Damn, that just sounds pathetic. So, I’ll just get high then

 Michigan, USA
Joined August 2021
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  • Followers1.3K
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Fall colors are peaking on Mackinac ❤️ 📸 Hotel Iroquois
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I didn’t even know I needed the whatchamacallit until I saw the whatchamacallit and it’s home with me now
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The logical song just popped into my head… and now may need to put the headphones on, put on YouTube and watch some supertramp
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aquarius, you're so detached you're practically broadcasting from orbit.
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I’ve got snacks, some edibles and nothing to do for the next 28 hours
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I’m fucking exhausted from working all weekend. Get to sleep in tomorrow, but have to head into work at 1030 tomorrow night until around 7 or so in the morning doing inventory. Yay me.
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I’m sick of amebas and their desire to rule the world
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The power of smell got me a little bit ago. Sitting alone and all of sudden the smell of a perfume I can’t identify crept over me and overwhelmed me. So who’s thinking about me and you smell amazing
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Some people feel like home.
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Going to shower off the work day and get lost in some of those music feels
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so, the brain up there just for decoration? huh
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Those eyes are the things dreams are made of
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If you’re a sports fan and have never heard Ken Kal or Dan Miller do a game. You really need to
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Jeremy retweeted
DaddyJew@DaddyJewOct 18
i came. i saw. the cops were called
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Jeremy retweeted
trap dad
@dude_gangOct 18
bro I can tell ur on cigarettes
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Babe said I look extremely sexy when there are cracker crumbs on my bare chest.
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Jeremy retweeted
DaddyJew@DaddyJewOct 18
a weed dealer putting free edibles in my order is a sign of respect in my culture
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I am a grown man with the sniffles so I guess this is goodbye.
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I knew they were leaving before they did. Saw all the signs before. Shocked they didn’t do it sooner 😂
Mystical Spell Sister (NO REFUNDS)
@Spell_SisterOct 18
aquarius, you push them away and then act shocked when they leave.
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Me and who forever?
Mountain Cabins
@cabinsmountainOct 18
This is what rich looks like to me
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