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Internet Security Riot Club
Joined August 2008
Every year I think we should start a back to basics and how to baseline talks because it always comes back to the same stuff. Check configs, patch, scan, and know your environment.
The AI cybersecurity discourse is so stupid. Beyond stupid actually. It's utterly incoherent. Improve your security. That's the only takeaway that matters.
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Hahah. This is such a dumb point of view. Showing they have no clue how security works or what it covers. All bugs will go away. So all those bugs AI introduced causing outages are all going to go away because AI. Right.
Apparently Anthropic believes that cybersecurity will end and that all vulnerabilities will be discovered in the next two years as models saturate the field, and that these capabilities will diffuse into very small models. Wow.
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Maybe we need to start teaching InfoSec history. Here are the things we did and why. We tried some stuff that didn’t work. In the end it comes down to human error almost always. Didnt upgrade. Misconfiguration. Gave away creds. So we protect our users from themselves.
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AI finding vulns means faster finds. It was already speeding up before AI. Think about how SLAs have changed. AI just pushes that forward. It does not change the dance, it increases the tempo. Just because you don’t know the history does not mean it doesn’t exist.
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What am I missing? I see people claiming all these issues from the vulns announced, but I am not seeing people who are working on these things taking about how crazy it is. I see the vulns and I see attention to getting things patch, but I have not seen a major incident.
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Not only is AI poorly architected and skipped all security controls, but at least they change the format of requests with each new version and there is not backwards capabilities. Are there any engineers or experienced technical people working at these companies?
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Headlines are all anyone reads anymore and so many are falling into hysteria over overhyped exaggerations. Reality no longer matters. Watching the world fall apart over fights around lies and misunderstandings has been interesting.
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I have not seen a lot of experts being afraid and freaked out because of this. We get it AI makes finding vulns easier. Doesn’t make the vulns more powerful. Oh no, we have to keep patching and doing the same stuff we always have.
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Si. Si. Si.
NSA joined @NIST and @CISACyber in releasing guidelines for managing SI control incidents. Organizations utilizing SI are encouraged to adopt these practices. Read the joint report: media.defense.gov/2026/Oct/1…
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Most people have no idea what AI is and how it is being used. All they see are insane news stories and flooded by a sea of slop. Or these dystopian AI driven objects. It’s all about extremes and fantasy.
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No one is calling it that. This was not a major cyber security event.
This is the most serious 48 hours in cybersecurity history. "Black October" they're calling it It seems every *hour* there's a new incident, that in a typical year, would be one of the biggest incidents of the *entire year* SUMMARY OF THE LAST 48 HOURS: YEAR-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical year, these would be among the biggest incidents of the year): 1. PHP2Shell: a hole in the software behind ~70% of websites. Governments took sites offline. 2. eMudhra: the master keys that prove websites are real were cracked. One was the number 4. 3. California: data on every public school student since 2023 stolen, including disability status 4. Railway: hackers stole customers' secret keys from a hosting platform used by millions of developers 5. Zeabur: 321,810 accounts breached. The company is shutting down. 6. LiteLLM: an AI tool downloaded 3.4 million times a day was poisoned with a password stealer 7. GitLab: a 10-out-of-10 severity hole in every version since 2014 8. Cairn: criminals used an AI hacking tool to break into 100+ companies 9. Ahold Delhaize: hackers knocked the owner of Food Lion and Stop & Shop offline 10. Onamae: malware planted on up to 26,739 customer servers in Japan MONTH-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical month, these would be among the biggest incidents): 11. Signal: a bug could leave your mic and camera on after you hang up 12. NGINX: 3 critical holes in software running ~1/3 of websites 13. HTTP/3: a single connection can crash 7 of the 10 web server types tested 14. Plex: hackers breaking into home media servers 15. SafePay ransomware: FBI warns it has hit 600+ critical infrastructure organizations 16. Palo Alto: ransomware gangs breaking in through company firewalls 17. Bullhorn: platform used by 10,000+ companies knocked offline 18. Medi-Cal: 970,000 patients' data stolen 19. WordPress: hackers stole a plugin maker's keys and used them to plant backdoors on websites 20. AOMEI: backup software's update server handed out a backdoor 21. Meta Muse: Meta's AI agent exposed users' personal and business secrets 22. Tor: 333 relays hijacked to steal logins 23. TiDB Cloud: database company's cloud breached Also serious: 24. State Bank of India: India's biggest bank confirms a data breach 25. OVHcloud: hackers slipped a password stealer into a cloud company's official tool 26. Siemens: a software hole being used to spread malware 27. North Korea: state hackers launch a new attack campaign on South Korea
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‘Bout damn time.
the internet will implode in about 12 hours from now btw
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No. These were all minimal. More marketing than risk Previous hair on fire vulns actually caused issues. Yeah, it touches some sites. It’s not taking down the internet. Having a few vulns announced one day does not make it historic.
🚨 THE INTERNET BROKE TODAY 🚨 Oct 21, 2026 will go down in history 1. eMudhra : Private key was literally "4". 8 keys forged ANY website for 17 months. 60M+ certs at risk. 2. SBI CONFIRMED. 3,897 customers' mobile, DOB, address + loan data found on dark web. 3. Rajasthan Police 🇮🇳ALLEGED hack. Group claims 70,000 identity records + 59,460 numbers for sale. Unverified. 4. php2shell [9.2] Unauth RCE in PHP. 70% of the web. WordPress, Drupal, Laravel. CISA: Patch or GO OFFLINE. 5. GitLab [10.0/10] PERFECT SCORE. Unauth RCE, no login needed. 6. Node.js [CVE-2026-111497] Brotli decoder RCE + TLS bypass. 10 CVEs patched today. Also blocked eMudhra. 7. Railway BREACHED TODAY. Env variables decrypted. Your API keys & DB passwords exposed. Rotate all. 8. OpenCode BREACHED. OpenAI, Anthropic, Google API keys exposed for Console users. Distillation attack. Bills run up in $$$$. 9. LiteLLM PyPI v1.107.0 was MALWARE today morning. Steals credentials + backdoor. 10. Plex2Shell ACTIVELY EXPLOITED. Hackers installing cryptominers LIVE. CISA KEV, deadline Oct 23. AI found the bugs. AI is exploiting them. Humans can't patch fast enough. Patch. Rotate. Revoke. Update. RT to save someone's server ♻️ #CyberSecurity #DataBreach #India #php2shell
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My team was harassing me today because they received an alert that said “Placeholder”.
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My team was harassing me today because they received an alert that said “Placeholder”.
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I guess BCDR didn’t include software vulnerabilities. Shut it down. Shut it all down.
everyone is lame my Wordpress site is staying online! let's F go! :P #PHP2Shell
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I find it interesting when people say not to use Gemini with Gmail. Stating that it gives the AI access to your data. Maybe do some research on Google. They already had the data and processed it multiple times before Gemini got access. Google already knows.
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