Lockdown 1: productivity Lockdown 2: self-improvement Lockdown 3: ketamine

Kick it on a patio on Saturday and then hop on over to Comedy Bar for 10 PM for Ghost Orgy. A dark and dirty pro stand up show featuring a new lineup of comics every month. comedybar.ca/shows/ghost-org…

I like to come on here quarterly to plug a show and be reminded why I've abandoned this app! Anyways, come to this show Tuesday @ 8 PM @comedybar with @jessie__olsen @hooliana_ @TlMBLAlR & Sam Norton comedybar.ca/shows/thot-lead…

Returning to this cursed platform to invite you to my show with @Teemair at Just for Laughs Toronto September 30th at 10:30 PM! eventbrite.ca/e/off-the-cloc…

Ghost Orgy is back at Comedy Bar on Bloor TONIGHT at 10 PM. Don't miss out on the hottest haunt in comedy. Featuring @BobbyWarrener @Teemair Adam Christie & Gracie Canaan comedybar.ca/shows/ghost-org…

Me & @teemair are cohosting a lineup of heavy hitters this Friday at 10 PM at Comedy Bar Danforth. With comics from Just for Laughs, MTV & Kevin Hart's LOL Network. Featuring @stalkingnatalie @DylanGott @jarrettcampbell & @thefunnyRN 👇comedybar.ca/shows/jokes-tha…

manifesting that the man who budged in front of me in line for gelato dies a million painful deaths

SATURDAY @ 10 PM! Ghost Orgy is back! 👻👻👻 A monthly dark and dirty showcase featuring a new lineup of comics every show. 😈💦😈 Featuring @jordanfoisy @MalikElassal @sashmarked @jamesroque & Monica Gross. 👇Tickets 👇 comedybar.ca/shows/ghost-org…

✨Vancouver✨ It's a feral girl summer for me so I'm brining my monthly stand-up show home with me! July 8th at 9 PM at The MOTN. Get your tickets now because once they're gone they're gone - I'm talking to all the Aries who love making last minute plans. eventbrite.ca/e/ghost-orgy-a…

Is 7:25 PM on a Friday the worst time to disseminate this information? Possibly! But I'm doing a show for my birthday on April 15th at 10 PM at Nothing Fancy. Featuring truly one of the best lineups in Toronto. 👇💕 Get your tickets 👇💕 eventbrite.ca/e/party-favour…

Stopped a man from trying stand-up comedy. What have you done to make the world a better place this international women's day?

Valentine's Day is an amazing reminder that all male comics are dating women that are way hotter than them

Spoke to my sister's boyfriend for the first time today and my only question was "what did you think of Rihanna's halftime performance?"

Damn he really is a lesbian

I’m in the UK right now and even the vegetables have scurvy here – at Edinburgh, Scotland