@DylanGott

Buy my new album on Bandcamp now or wait til March 21st when it's on Spotify and everywhere else https://xitter.cf/t.co/gCTpVshUKM

 Toronto, Ontario
dylangott.com
Joined February 2011
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My album is available on all streaming platforms right now! Listen to me yammer on about my ass! Wojtek did the art, Paul Paduch edited and produced it and Ryan Dillon took these photos Click the link to listen! distrokid.com/hyperfollow/dy…
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Haven't been on X for a while here's what they had for me after 4 months
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For the love of the lord please come to this
Ticketscene@Ticketscene13 Jan 2024
Replying to @DylanGott
@DylanGott will be performing at @thesanctuary2 on Saturday, January 27, 2024 at 8:00 pm Get your tickets online ticketscene.ca/events/46511/… #ridgeway #tickets #events
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I love Grok it's reinvigorated using X for me I love it
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When Elon bought this site I switched all the energy I was using reading hogshit on this piss wagon to just being more active in group chats and it's been way better for my life.
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This is the thing about Sean Strickland, every time you agree with him he always pulls the rug out from under you
Bloody Elbow@BloodyElbow13 Sep 2023
"Andrew Tate is a con artist." Sean Strickland on Andrew Tate
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Dylan Gott retweeted
Sam Burns@samburnz9313 Sep 2023
I don't have any traction on X (twitter hehe) but here goes nothing. I'll be recording a comedy special on November 9th and I need your dumb ass there! Tickets in bio – at Toronto, Ontario
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This is fantastic
David Hill@davehill7712 Sep 2023
This is incredible. A Wisconsin bar offered free drinks if the Jets lost. After Rodgers went down, they started running up their tabs. The news was live when the jets won in overtime and everyone realized they had to pay.
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Hey me and @DylanGott are doing a podcast @johndylanonline. We have launched a patreon. Please join so we don’t feel like losers. patreon.com/johnanddylanonli…

Patreon

Patreon is empowering a new generation of creators. Support and engage with artists and creators as they live out their passions!

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Hello fellow Xers our episode on Logan Paul's suicide forest is out tomorrow and here's a tiny little baby clip
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Episode 294 is here on @raptorsrepublic with @DylanGott, @mrgrahamkay, Matt Duncan & @FreddieRivas! bitly.ws/SVyb
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y did Twitter change its name?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
James Hartnett@jameshartnett24 Jul 2023
not a fan of mondays. that’s it. that’s the x.
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You: 'ya man I'm big on x' Me: 'I'm huge on Threads'
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This week we go hard for @elonmusk’s bff @MarkZuckerbeg. Please rate review and subscribe. As well, F off!!!!!!! open.spotify.com/show/0ABWp5…

John and Dylan: Online

Podcast · John Dylan Gott Hastings · Comedians John Hastings and Dylan Gott talk famous moments in internet history Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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It would help me personally if everyone stopped posting here. I don't want to check this anymore
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Our episode on @midnight is out now. Go get it! Also @elonmusk can you wrap this website up so we can do an episode about it?
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The Bald boys @thejohnhastings and @DylanGott chat @midnight this week on the show! open.spotify.com/show/0ABWp5…
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Tee@Teemair30 Jun 2023
Sorry you weren’t invited to the cottage this weekend because of how horrifically you acted last year but at least you’re invited to this tonight! Come hang baby! 🎉 TICKETS: comedybar.ca/shows/jokes-tha…
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Me & @teemair are cohosting a lineup of heavy hitters this Friday at 10 PM at Comedy Bar Danforth. With comics from Just for Laughs, MTV & Kevin Hart's LOL Network. Featuring @stalkingnatalie @DylanGott @jarrettcampbell & @thefunnyRN 👇comedybar.ca/shows/jokes-tha…
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Please watch this horseshit
John & Dylan: Online@johndylanonline27 Jun 2023
This week @thejohnhastings and @DylanGott blab about nerd losers reporting on lists or some crap. @BuzzFeedNews is this weeks subject.
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My sweet McGoo, aka @Kathleen_McGee kicked cancer’s ass once, so he got some friends and came back. But cancer doesn’t know who he’s up against. We’re raising money to help Kathleen pay her rent so she can focus on the fight. Every little bit helps! gofund.me/bb6d938d
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