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I've made a few phone calls and I think I can get a thousand or two seedlings to plant. In 2 to 3 weeks time - the 26th to 31st Oct week.
If you are in Utawala area and want to be involved, let me know. Watu wa running clubs nini nini poa karibuni.
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Tuko na chama...
Tuko na president....
Tuko na rally kwale 31st..
Ladies and gentlemen we are soooo backk
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NSSF holds the pension money in trust.
The law requires trustees to act in the best interest of the members: protect their savings and grow them.
In March, NSSF put about Sh38 billion into Kenya Pipeline shares at Sh9 each, in an IPO that was failing until State-linked funds rescued it.
Uganda’s own pension fund refused to buy. It said Sh9 was too expensive.
This week, a mystery investor moved Sh42.5 billion of KPC shares, at Sh9.02. Almost exactly the IPO price. Only three shareholders hold enough shares to make that trade: Uganda, NSSF and the Public Servants Pension Scheme.
And KPC will pay a dividend to shareholders on its register on November 30. On those shares, about Sh1.4 billion.
So NSSF must answer:
• Did you sell or not?
• Why sell weeks before a Sh1.4 billion dividend, at no profit?
• Who told you to buy in March, and who told you to sell now?
If a pension fund buys when the government needs a buyer, and sells when someone else needs shares, without earning dividends that it could have, it is not serving the workers' interests.
If it is established that the NSSF trustees breached their fiduciary duty to members, they must be taken to court and held personally accountable.
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I always remember when Egypt did 10GW in under 5 years.
And they were using their local contractors as part of the project.
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We need to call out this B/S of comparing Rwanda to Kenya b/c it is 23x smaller in size.
It is smaller than ( Turkana, Isiolo, Kitui, Tana River, Garissa, Mandera counties) so managing it has been as easy as Kangata in Muranga but with assassinations of all opposition leaders
I wrote and posted a letter last week, dedix nini nini. Needed to revive the culture kwa watoto wako shule! But postage ilifika hizo fees lini 💀
Dear cousin,
I write to you from the front line of a bloody battle that rages unceasingly three days and three nights now.
Our superior weaponry proves useless against an adversary dug so deeply in his trenches.And although his artillery lacks precision,the deafening noise proves too much to bear.
Furthermore, all hope of a ceasefire now seems lost after the Military Entente for Reconciliation and Arbitration of Nations (MERAN) has resigned post, citing the abuse of process by both sides as grounds. The warring sides have been left to their own devices.
And I myself tire and thirst for home. I shall fight just one more day and no longer,for I have to return to celebrate the general games with you as promised. If I do not make it back soon , pray for the salvation of my soul cousin.
This series was hot, greatest twisted script ever.
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NHIF 2022/23: Collected 81 billion, paid 70.8 billion. That's a loss ratio of 87%. Manageable.
SHA 2024/25:
Collected 57.7 billion, but paid out 91.5 billion. Loss ratio of 158%. For every 1/= SHA collected, it bled 1.58/=.
Ruto, how is this better?
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The money has a value, the shares have a number, the transaction has a record, but the investors have no names.
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TODAY WE SHOW UP FOR Sanaa na Haki! ✊🏾
The artists are ready. The stage is set.
Join us at the #MashujaaLove Festival as we honour courage, celebrate creative expression, and recognise the power of ordinary people to make extraordinary change.
📍 Alliance Française, Nairobi
⏰ 12 PM–8 PM
🎟️ Free entry!
Usikose! 🇰🇪🔥
#SanaaNaHaki #MashujaaLove #MashujaaDay
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On this Mashujaa Day...
A big shout out to @katibainstitute kwa kulinda KATIBA yetu and ensuring the people shall..
@MzalendoWatch for the vigilant eye on Parliament.
And we the PEOPLE, for SHALLING...always and forever. Ipo siku hakitaturamba.
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This Mashujaa Day, we celebrate heroes and heroines who shaped our nation and reaffirms our commitment to empowering citizens through civic education, community organising and active participation in building democratic Kenya.
Happy Mashujaa Day🇰🇪
#MashujaaDay #MashujaaDay2026
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This #MashujaaDay2026, I give my flowers to the following patriots:
All @katibainstitute
All @MzalendoWatch
@cmutena
@rokanja
@CrystalAsige and
@OkiyaOmtatah.
Kenya is brighter, & our burdens lighter, because of you! 🇰🇪👊🏿✊🏿🇰🇪
Haha that's the problem with experiencing governments in Africa, the bar is too low for any objective comparison.
It's always, "you guys are lucky to have 2 tarmac roads, us we have nfufu roads"
Then the politicians make those with tarmac feel "so lucky" for such leadership.
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Happy Mashujaa Day to the great people of Dandora Ward IV & V and Kenyans at large.
As we honour our heroes, let us never forget the sacrifices they made for the freedom we enjoy today.
We have a duty as a people and as a country to honour them by electing leaders of integrity who respect and uphold the rule of law. @dkmaraga @NetoAgostinhoMP @UGMParty @lewis_ngunyi @Kimaiyo @Stephenstephano @bernardwillia_m @Yuppie254 @Huldah4House
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Honoured with the privilege of being the 3rd Petitioner in these momentous proceedings. "We step up, not because success is guaranteed, but rather because, if we don't, failure is guaranteed."
The High Court has told the Attorney General that Okiya Omtatah is raising a very important matter on Odious debts that cannot be dismissed using funny applications. Okiya is seeking a court declaration that Kenyans have fully paid their debts and what they are currently servicing are odious debts they never incurred. The matter proceeds to full hearing.
































