A secret German spy disguised as a Xhosa 40 YO. @SoccerBeatZA ๐@DiskiNites ๐ง umjaka@umjaka.com
Erhangeni, South Africa
Joined January 2010
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Dear @CastleLagerSA @SAFA_net @OfficialPSL @SABC_Sport,
When you find time to connect, please find a way to give us access to the match between the newly-assembled SA national team vs the NSL Castle All Stars!
You can put it up on @SABCPlus & take it down again later! ๐๐พ
Okay, right now. My song of the year candidates:
Dwson x Jimmy Nevis "In my bed"
Mihlali The Guy, Dankie Boi, Mr Thela &
Cairo CPT - "Wo Lo" (feat. Sino Msolo & Konke)
Zakes Bantwini x Zolani Mahola "Where you are"
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Ta Mjaka ๐ #DlalaMdlali retweeted
It took a generational talent like Rele Mofokeng 3seasons to finally deliver generationalโlevel data outputs
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8 assists
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10 goals
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15 big chances created
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91 chances created
Yet Masilela and Kgositsile are expected to deliver in their very 1st month with the first team ๐ค
Ta Mjaka ๐ #DlalaMdlali retweeted
Will preach about the advantages of playing a left-footed CB at LCB until somebody listens
Sundowns conceded against KC from a situation where a right-footed CB failed to clear the ball,a clearance that would have been naturally easier for a left-footer in the same position
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Baxelele @sandile_gqoboka mdlali ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Seriously, I appreciate this co-sign very much Sandwana elihle! ๐
@umjaka why did you come back, man? Was the SV Werder Bremen already in the Bundesliga this time around? I blame the likes of Steve Lekolea and yourself here who could not take the cold weather. This was in the 90s....I think this was before Delron Buckly went to Germany and around the time of Bradley Carnel and Sean Dundee....
You must tell aboShakes and Cheese that you don't just talk football but uyalazi.....good player took,then, you were very quick on the ball and a dribbler too......
A very interesting run this. On election campaign times, the FTF which has been at the helm is basically saying to itself that "ENOUGH NOW GUYS, the children are suffering" ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
๐ณ๏ธโฝ๏ธ @SAFA_net President Danny Jordaan will be running for his fourth term in the national football mother body's elections in September 2026.
This has been confirmed by the Football Transformation Forum (FTF) Chairperson & SAFA NEC member Tankiso Modipa.
The FTF will hold its final list meeting next week.
Full ๐๏ธ: โณ
@AFC_2025 | #SAFAElections ๐ณ๏ธ
Ta Mjaka ๐ #DlalaMdlali retweeted
UThando Mngomeni uthi lihle inyawo likaThapelo Maseko! ๐๐พ
Kaloku naye uThando wayesaziwa nge-EDUCATED LEFT FOOT! โฝ๏ธ๐ฅ
#ForTheBettor #10BetBafana #ItWontLetYouDown #ShieldIsNowRexona
Ta Mjaka ๐ #DlalaMdlali retweeted
Bafana Bafana leaving the Estadio Monterrey with a Gwijo! ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅณ๐๐๐ฝ
#ForTheBettor #10BetBafana #ItWontLetYouDown #ShieldIsNowRexona #MiwayLiveYourWay
The moment when the final whistle blew to confirm Bafana Bafana's progress to the last 32 @CapeTalk @lesterkk ๐๐๐
No DNA... you know the rest! ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ #CapeTalkWatchParty #WorldCup2026 #BafanaBafana
How many times is the Czech captain going to get away with this? The referee has chosen sides here!!
Yey makwedini, uyathetha uBhut' Tsepo ๐
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โฝ Tsepo Masilela: โMakwedini, hambani niyokulwa!โ โฝ
๐ฃ๏ธ "Makwedini! Go out and fight!" - Tsepo drops a massive direct message to the boys! โ๏ธ
WATCH NOW: youtu.be/4rU7O62wPzw?si=NhKoโฆ
#ForTheBettor #10BetBafana #ItWontLetYouDown #ShieldIsNowRexona #SoccerBeatYethu
They're nervous these ones. Referring to the opening match as a debut. Sure, it's the first game. But debut is reaching for something emotional to attach to the match.
Ziyaduma, shoe shine and piano mixed with the flair noshukela waseS'godini is coming!!! ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Victory to wrap up our preparations, Incondicionales! ๐คฉ๐ฒ๐ฝ
We defeated Serbia and now all eyes are on our long-awaited debut on June 11th. ๐ซถ๐๏ธ
#SomosMรฉxico ๐๐คโค๏ธ | #FinalStop
Tonight: Talking Bafana vs Nicaragua
Farouk Khan x Umjaka x Lindo Pep
YouTube.com/@SoccerBeatZA
Woza! Woza!
Poggenpoel feels like a real outside chance right now ๐
If there were odds on it, his selection would probably be a massive payday ๐ฐ๐
But heyโฆ football has a funny way of surprising us! ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฅ
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Which midfielders do YOU think will NOT make Bafana Bafanaโs squad for the 2026 FIFA World Cup? ๐
#ForTheBettor #10BetBafana #ItWontLetYouDown #ShieldIsNowRexona
Ta Mjaka ๐ #DlalaMdlali retweeted
Which Bafana squad is the most โwhat couldโve beenโ at the World Cup? ๐
#ForTheBettor #10BetBafana #ItWontLetYouDown #ShieldIsNowRexona
32%๐ซ๐ท 1998
32%๐ฐ๐ท๐ฏ๐ต 2002
35%๐ฟ๐ฆ 2010
80 votes โข Final resultsI'm not sure about the lyrics. But it's def a banger!!
๐ฅน๐ฟ๐ฆThe World Cup is really here. TJOVITJO hit from CHOMEE to back Bafana Bafana ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฅน Football Anthem so powerful
#TjovitjoBafanaBafana
#ChomeeBafanaSong
#BafanaBafana
Dear football podcasters, thereโs nothing wrong with featuring each other. This thing is not competition.
Thereโs no โversusโ.
Open up your networks so that everyone can grow.
The bigger the football media ecosystem becomes, the more opportunities there are for ALL of us. โฝ๐๏ธ
Dankie #Nota the best female rapper alive from South African is KANYI MAVI! ๐ค #MusicPulse
Keep fighting & stay passionate mdlali. SA is full of people that are sensitive & ultra defensive!
They get so caught up on how things are said vs what is being said! #GugsPhakama