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Jeff Uchtman

@uchtman

Sys Admin, Mac Admin, Google Admin, Windows Admin, Network Admin My tweets are my own. My opinions are my own.

Joined May 2009
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ALEX UCHTMAN THE FRESHMAN 💨 📺 @MidcoSports
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@AlexUchtman OWH Class B All State EMC 1st Team All Conference B1 All District
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Alex Uchtman (@AlexUchtman) climbs the ladder for the TD pass from Ethan Beachy (@ethanbeachy02) in Elkhorn North’s 44-14 win over Blair
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If you’re 25 please stop saying you’re tired. I have t-shirts older than you.
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Have you seen this #SolutionSeries video on @GammaShrinkTube #ColdShrink? Wet & snowy days are ahead of us, now is the time to discuss weatherproofing your tower! Forget the mess with this neat, clean, & easy solution. Watch now: youtu.be/-h8vadrX328
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Nero's fiddle has been replaced by a waffle cone.
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CNN planning meeting:
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A quick story about risk and time as we end 2021 and enter 2022. I spend a lot of time considering risk. It’s the most important part of my professional process. But it was my father who helped frame of lot of my thinking early in this pandemic. 1/
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RIP hastingstribune.com/obituari…
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Mashed Potatoes > Mac and Cheese. Hope I win the @TMobile #TMobileTGiving #Sweepstakes!
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The 50th anniversary celebration is here! Enter using #Sweepstakes for a chance to win a 4-night vacation package for you and 3 guests to the Walt Disney World® Resort from Southwest®! NO PURCH NEC. Rules: bitly.url/1234. #Sweepstakes #Southwest50 #DisneyWorld50
Apple Pie > Pumpkin Pie. Hope I win the @TMobile #TMobileTGiving #Sweepstakes!
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Turkey > Ham. Hope I win the @TMobile #TMobileTGiving #Sweepstakes!
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Fat Kid Fridays! Follow and RT for a chance to get a $25 Giftcard to your favorite Pizza Shop! (Ends at noon PT!) Extra Entry when you signup for our newsletter: getrevue.co/profile/fatkidde… (Available gift card options: fkdeals.app/?l=https://amzn.…)
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Replying to @sonicdrivein
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Disappointed @sonicdrivein, very disapointed
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Am looking forward this Sunday to visiting with my children, who will be wishing me Happy Impregnating Persons Day as we enjoy a delicious meal made by their Birthing Person.
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35 years ago today on 11 June 1986, 'Ferris Bueller' was first released in theaters. He was right... LIFE MOVES PRETTY FAST.
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