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epicurean vermin

District of Corruption& Cville
Joined June 2009
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I have claimed, for the purposes of my personal happiness, a Capitals Game 7 victory over Pittsburgh in 2009.
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I can die happy. It’s everything I thought it would be.
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#Caps & Kirsch: #VictoryBrewing Tap Spotlight Tonight at #CourthausSocial #ArlingtonVa ...See You There!!! #RockTheKirsch #VictoryIsBrewing
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Another look at Holtby's suicide dive
Hey #DC, stock up for the weekend at @WholeFoods in #FoggyBottom & try our 3 newly released brews! @Victory_Capital ow.ly/MElf309dlgn
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Who else is already ready for #TacoTuesday? Join @Victory_Capital at @DRPBelleHaven tmrw for tasty beer & Victory-themed tacos! #Alexandria
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I've never had one but Pittsburgh fave @primantibros is opening its 1st sandwich shop in Maryland
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CANDIDATES, SHOULD JURGEN KLINNSMAN STILL HAVE A JOB?
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On this day, 43 years ago, David Bowie released The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and The Spiders from Mars album.
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Waiting for VerizonCenter to open up for #Caps FREE GAME 4 VIEWING PARTY tomorrow at 6pm. FIRST IN LINE! #NHLPlayoffs
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Record Store Day's great and all, but we're busy celebrating the 26th birthday of a certain landmark record.
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Hey nurses and doctors, any great ER stories from this 50 Shades of Grey opening weekend???
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WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS....OF THE DILLO #dcu #mls RT @reefa_k: CHAMPIONS OF THE DILLO
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GAME OF THRONES ORGAN ALERT
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A message from Keith on the passing of Bobby Keys.
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Read @KillerMikeGTO's op-ed in USA Today about the unjust treatment of rap lyrics in the U.S. court system p4k.in/1vKTXin
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.@dcunited 0-11-1 at HOU prior to today. I was there for 0-0 draw when GK Louis Crayton stood on his head. Happy to see today's win! #DCU
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Is the jam band era (finally) dead at the University of Virginia? Seems so from Spotify data. static.echonest.com/HowStude…
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How about if we just talk about this now? Sticking to subject matter I can relate to.
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