AGC - Global Product @logitech; Bandit Heeler stan. Formerly, @square, @tweagle, @vineapp, and @fenwickwest. Still figuring out The Law of the Horse.

Oakland, CA
Joined January 2008
If you look at line charts long enough, you will start seeing elephants everywhere. You are welcome.
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My kids (ages 6 and 4) have somehow grown up to think someone’s “phone number” means the passcode for their mobile device. [kid trying to unlock iPad]: “MOM! What’s your phone number?” There has to be a way to turn this into a lesson about public key cryptography.
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BREAKING: I just signed an Executive Order changing the New Jersey State Bird to the Middle Finger. 🖕
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Come for the left handed accessibility, stay for the combination pride/shame in your minor in math.
People seem to think Computer Science all data structures and sorting algorithms, when that’s maybe 5% of CS. So for folks just starting out, I made a short intro to a different area of CS, and a powerful tool I use every day: the transform matrix. youtube.com/watch?v=lQ2DB5TP…
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Wow. They weren’t kidding. This game really is hard. #eldenring
Happy New Year! 🎉
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Closing out 2021 at Legoland with the family, reading “The Family Firm” by @ProfEmilyOster. Our family mission statement for 2022: “I don’t want to deal with it later”
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Applies to everything from “redshirting” kindergarteners to whether to make a potty stop on I-5. Also: “Can I make hot chocolate by myself in the hotel room?” “Sure, just be careful. I don’t want to have to deal with it later.”
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Timothy Yip retweeted
A quick thread about something I find interesting: A specific visual aesthetic that is 100% lost to time. It's just gone. Nobody cares about it. Nobody is replicating it for nostalgia. Most people don't even know how it was done. Let's start with this video (via @stevesi)…
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I'm running through every edition of @TheSFMinute for some end-of-the-year posts. But these stories are bringing back MEMORIES and some are too good not to share now. Alas. A thread...
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Are NFTs appropriate for the office white elephant gift exchange?
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Hole Foods Market
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It’s not exactly a Tupac ice sculpture, but not bad for a seagull.
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Rolling into the weekend by mashing refresh on a parent teacher conference sign up sheet like it’s a PS5 restock drop.
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Reliving the thrill of college course add/drops. I am NOT getting stuck with a 8am organic chemistry lab!
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Had my first @CarbonHealth visit for a Saturday morning kid earache emergency. Found a last minute appointment, halfassed/rushed through the web booking, and finished account setup on the app while hurrying over with kid in tow. No surprise it was all seamless thanks to @ay_o.
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