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We search for truth, regardless of what the truth means for us. Subterfuge, lies, misdirections? We see through it all to enlighten the world about the truth.

Joined February 2016
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6-15-1215: This Magna Carta deal is a travesty. Pure mockery. Peace won't last. The king should get all the cash. These barons are losers!
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6-15-2002: Mick Jagger got knighted? Must be giving those out to anyone now. I would make a great knight. Just the best. King me, Lizzy!
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6-15-1992: Dan Quayle can't spell potato? Probably because he's an idiot! Worst Veep in history! Set back the White House a decade. Moron!
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3-1-1994: Congrats to Jeremy Bieber and Patricia Mallette on the birth of their son @justinbieber! Will probably never hear of him again.
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9-10-2001: I own a lot of very tall buildings. Really tremendous. I'm sure they will be fine. What could go wrong over the next few days?
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Gary R. Welsh, man who exposed @SenTedCruz connection to JFK found dead! shar.es/1diBIS via @LegacyObits
The Truth Spelunker retweeted
.@realDonaldTrump said "You're Fired!" to one of his top aides politi.co/1TZCVpY | Getty
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Bin Laden died in 2001! @FoxNews reported it! DO NOT believe otherwise! | fxn.ws/1yc5ude
Replying to @thehill
.@thehill He's an ex-football player and coach! Who cares?! He probably has CTE anyway!
Replying to @SenTedCruz
.@SenTedCruz Why don't you leave America alone and run for the President of Texas then?
Fitness personality @johnbasedow actually died in the tsunami in 2005! He's now being impersonated by a doppelganger!
Replying to @thehill
.@thehill Just about as "nonsensical" as her being able to see Russia from her house!
Replying to @NEWS_MAKER
.@DRUDGE_REPORT Rubio was never a serious candidate! Not since the hair plugs!
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Replying to @FoxNews
.@FoxNews It doesn't matter! We need to get behind the only true candidate, Marc Allen Feldman! @VotesNotForSale #Hannity
Replying to @politico
.@politico @RealBenCarson's major flaw is he never knows how to hold his hands while speaking! Like Ricky Bobby in "Talladega Nights!"
Replying to @glennbeck
.@glennbeck @tedcruz The only thing America should help the two of you do is go back to the bigoted caves from which you came!
Replying to @WSJ
.@WSJ Coffee was foisted upon the masses as a behavior control device! Free ourselves of coffee and we will think clearly again!
Replying to @TIME
.@TIME It's too late for him to be stopped! The majority has spoken! We are headed for the end of democracy!
Isn't this one of the signs of the apocalypse?! The end is near! xitter.cf/VICE/status/7051630506…
An erotica writer imagined Donald Trump and Ted Cruz hate-fucking bit.ly/1LWg9MI
Replying to @thehill
.@thehill Kasich is a true gentleman! But he's still no Marc Allen Feldman! @VotesNotForSale