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Jp

@treeandcrown

Tics & NH

Joined May 2009
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James Acaster as soon as anyone suspected him #CelebrityTraitors
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KEMI BADENOCH “Just because it’s called Universal Credit doesn’t mean everyone in the Universe should be on it” #Budget2026
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.@GNev2 x The Streets 🎶
mooresy (@jamesmoores_) profile picturemooresy@jamesmoores_Oct 25
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Preseason. 2 months into the season. 🤣
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When people say “this isn’t Man United”, what they’re really saying is that it isn’t Fergie’s Man United. They’ve been shit now for 13 years since he left and they were shit for 25 years before he joined
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😂😂😂
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Gary Harvey (@Gaz_THFC) profile pictureGary Harvey@Gaz_THFCOct 24
Best away end in years. Proper Proper Tottenham
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Never wanted to boot someone’s head in as much as this prick.
Dominicano1621 (@Dominicano1621) profile pictureDominicano1621
@Dominicano1621Oct 19
Vive la France 🇫🇷🫠
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Did they care about politically neutrality when Nadine Dorries and Matt Hancock were lolloping about on ITV, for I’m a Celeb?
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 22
🚨 NEW: Reform and the Tories have called for Channel 4 to invite Nigel Farage and Kemi Badenoch to Gogglebox after Andy Burnham was confirmed to appear tomorrow night Tory Source: “It’s Channel 4’s job to ensure political balance”
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There’s empty heads on here that think this is a bad thing when up until now we have been buying gas off Norway that drill it from the very same gas field
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 21
🚨 BREAKING: The Government has officially approved the Jackdaw gas field for North Sea drilling It's the UK’s largest known untapped gas reserve and will start to supply gas to British homes and businesses from the end of this month
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This you?
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Robert Jenrick (@RobertJenrick) profile pictureRobert Jenrick
@RobertJenrickOct 20
The country is going down the pan and our Prime Minister is faffing around tweaking parking tickets. What is the point in Burnham if he refuses to touch the big issues like the ballooning benefits bill?
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Marc Guehi was in Chelsea’s academy from age 7 and the lowest level of senior football is the Championship. Surely playing for Cray Wanderers from 5-7 can’t be classed as a non league journey😭
City Xtra (@City_Xtra) profile pictureCity Xtra
@City_XtraOct 19
Marc Guehi reflecting on his journey from non-league to the Champions League. 🥹 🎥 @footballontnt xitter.cf/footballontnt/status/2…
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You first
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Helen Whately MP (@Helen_Whately) profile pictureHelen Whately MP
@Helen_WhatelyOct 17
We are going to have to make sacrifices to defend our country. We are going to have to get welfare spending under control👇
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Free 🇵🇸 (@bayerninmunchen) profile pictureFree 🇵🇸@bayerninmunchenOct 18
A mid 50s guy on a nostalgia greatest hits tour to fund his multiple divorces, is not best placed to critique a young cool band who fill the same size venues as he does.
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Hey @TonyBellew did AJ quit here?
Tony Bellew (@TonyBellew) profile pictureTony Bellew
@TonyBellewOct 17
Replying to @IFLTV
I don’t care what anyone thinks! I speak from experience and no one can tell me cos I’ve seen it on a few occasions now! Not once but a few times!! Your eyes aren’t lying! You can either get up and fight on or you can’t it’s that simple! Anyone watching a ref count can fight on!
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💷 IF OMBUDSMAN, KALPANA, & GSTAAD ALL WIN ON CHAMPIONS DAY AT ASCOT TOMORROW: 😍🏆 I'll give £500 Cash to One of YOU Lucky People at 10pm! 🍻 💷 To Enter: 👇 1️⃣ RT This Tweet 2️⃣ Like This Tweet 3️⃣ Follow @racingblogger GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!!! 💰💰💰 #Win #Ascot #Horseracing
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This doesn’t get spoken about enough…
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PIP Guardiola
Out of Context Football Manager (@nocontextfm1) profile pictureOut of Context Football Manager
@nocontextfm1Oct 15
You'll be able to create a manager who uses a wheelchair in Football Manager 27! 🙌
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This was a Saturday morning cartoon PPV event.
Pokemon Posts (@PkmnPost) profile picturePokemon Posts@PkmnPostOct 14
Ash's Charizard vs Blaine's Magmar 🔥
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Got to admire the commitment with this thread 🤣
Jamie (@jambo__fett) profile pictureJamie@jambo__fettOct 14
Replying to @jambo__fett @afowler06 @serenasophiax
You’re literally sitting next to her while she’s wearing sunglasses @afowler06. She must think you’re full of shit.
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