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@treeandcrown

Tics & NH

Joined May 2009
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KEMI BADENOCH “Just because it’s called Universal Credit doesn’t mean everyone in the Universe should be on it” #Budget2026
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200k a year but “can’t afford life” Aye alreet 😂
Shell 🐚⚽️🖤 (@ShellNUFC2006) profile pictureShell 🐚⚽️🖤@ShellNUFC2006Oct 27
I’m a DINK. Dual income household. Combined salary nearly double this. Cannot afford life in London. Pay £90k of it in tax. May as well give up work completely to have a baby. X
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Anyone tried the award winning hospitality yet? #wafc
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Fuck Danson #wafc
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Seen under 10s defend better than that. Shite. Pull the plug. #wafc
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.@GNev2 x The Streets 🎶
mooresy (@jamesmoores_) profile picturemooresy@jamesmoores_Oct 25
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Preseason. 2 months into the season. 🤣
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When people say “this isn’t Man United”, what they’re really saying is that it isn’t Fergie’s Man United. They’ve been shit now for 13 years since he left and they were shit for 25 years before he joined
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😂😂😂
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McKenna 😂
Billy🦉 (@bg_swfc) profile pictureBilly🦉@bg_swfcOct 25
If he was up for it I wouldn’t have minded keeping him round as part of the coaching staff - he’s a coach, not a manager IMO 🤷🏻‍♂️ Overall right decision, any ambition and we go and chuck Kieran McKenna whatever he wants, also not against the idea of Dave Challinor 🦉 #SWFC
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Gary Harvey (@Gaz_THFC) profile pictureGary Harvey@Gaz_THFCOct 24
Best away end in years. Proper Proper Tottenham
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Never wanted to boot someone’s head in as much as this prick.
Dominicano1621 (@Dominicano1621) profile pictureDominicano1621
@Dominicano1621Oct 19
Vive la France 🇫🇷🫠
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Anyone? #wafc
Jp (@treeandcrown) profile pictureJp@treeandcrownOct 24
Anyone arsed? #wafc
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Anyone arsed? #wafc
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Did they care about politically neutrality when Nadine Dorries and Matt Hancock were lolloping about on ITV, for I’m a Celeb?
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 22
🚨 NEW: Reform and the Tories have called for Channel 4 to invite Nigel Farage and Kemi Badenoch to Gogglebox after Andy Burnham was confirmed to appear tomorrow night Tory Source: “It’s Channel 4’s job to ensure political balance”
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2 #wafc players in the premier league goal of the month competition… If I hadn’t seen such riches, I could live with being poor. #FuckDanson
The Premiership Years (@PremiershipYrs) profile pictureThe Premiership Years
@PremiershipYrsOct 22
Twenty years ago this month. Here are the BBC's Goal of the Month contenders from October 2006. Those were, if I may say so, the days.
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There’s empty heads on here that think this is a bad thing when up until now we have been buying gas off Norway that drill it from the very same gas field
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 21
🚨 BREAKING: The Government has officially approved the Jackdaw gas field for North Sea drilling It's the UK’s largest known untapped gas reserve and will start to supply gas to British homes and businesses from the end of this month
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This you?
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Robert Jenrick (@RobertJenrick) profile pictureRobert Jenrick
@RobertJenrickOct 20
The country is going down the pan and our Prime Minister is faffing around tweaking parking tickets. What is the point in Burnham if he refuses to touch the big issues like the ballooning benefits bill?
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Marc Guehi was in Chelsea’s academy from age 7 and the lowest level of senior football is the Championship. Surely playing for Cray Wanderers from 5-7 can’t be classed as a non league journey😭
City Xtra (@City_Xtra) profile pictureCity Xtra
@City_XtraOct 19
Marc Guehi reflecting on his journey from non-league to the Champions League. 🥹 🎥 @footballontnt xitter.cf/footballontnt/status/2…
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Did wonders for us on and off the pitch but McClean is the thickest man alive.
Derry City FC (@derrycityfc) profile pictureDerry City FC@derrycityfcOct 19
Derry City FC notes the comments regarding mental health made by James McClean and published in yesterday’s Sunday Independent. The Club wishes to make clear that these views do not reflect our core values or beliefs. The Club places the highest priority on the mental health and wellbeing of our players, staff and the wider Derry City community. derrycityfc.net/2026/10/stat… Supported by our in-house psychologist, the Club actively encourages anyone facing mental health challenges to speak openly, seek support and know they never have to face such challenges alone. The Club has accepted an invitation to meet with Men’s Action Network (MAN) to discuss these issues.
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