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RT @Tomboi_Barbie: Adele is not fat to me. Like, why do people call her fat?
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I'm tweeting now.... it's official. I hope it is everything i have ever wished for. Don't disappoint me, Twitter!
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╭━━━╮╭━━━╮┈┏┓╭━━━╮ ┗━━╮┃┃╭━╮┃┏╯┃┗━━╮┃ ╭━━╯┃┃┃┈┃┃┗┓┃╭━━╯┃ ┃╭━━╯┃┃┈┃┃┈┃┃┃╭━━╯ ┃┗━━┓┃╰━╯┃┈┃┃┃┗━━┓ ┗━━━┛╰━━━╯┈┗┛┗━━━┛ im at The Superbowl
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I wish there was a world that only Tweens and Teens lived. And everythig will go as right as hell all the time!
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A Good woman deserves some one who makes her smile and laugh at her worst moments.
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Things to do this week: 1.) Call your Mom. 2.) Go for a run. 3.) Watch Bones Thursday at 9pm on Fox. 4.) Smile, lots. 5.)Have fun doing it!
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Dear creepy noises, it's funny how you go away when my parents are back. Sincerely, home alone.
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The awkward moment when your mom compares you to one of your friends, but she has no idea how much more worse they are than you.
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That awkward moment when you're laughing at a joke and then you realize its about you.
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At the dinner table: Riana; Can i go now? Dad; Eat your cauliflower first Riana; I did. Me; stares at cauliflower in plain site on her plate
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RT if you found Lord Voldemort: (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘) (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘} (‘}
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That awkward moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you are just so hilarious.
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I feel like grabbing a random kid by the shoulders and screaming, "I'm you from the future!"
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Cross the line if you get annoyed by your "friends" on Facebook, so you come to Twitter to get away from them.
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Cross the line if you joined twitter not expecting to get addicted, but did.
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If I got a dollar for every exam I failed.. I would've been a millionaire by now. #LRQ












