馃敳 I am not a robot. Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year. As seen on @WSJ and @Entrepreneur. Principal Technologist & WW Resilience Lead @AWSCloud.
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I apologize for any feral political subtweets from this eveni...wait....no I don't, my wife died and I retire in December there are no repercussions for anything I do or say LFGoooooooo!
In an interview in the late 90's, I once got a bit too in to my persona and said "i put the slash in tcp/ip." And I approve of your direction
Met with an AWS newhire today and she had....questions...about a number of our roadmap and marketing decisions in the run-up to re:Invent. I told her to follow @QuinnyPig, it's more insightful than the QBR docs.
Also, I've officially communicated my intent to retire at the end of the year. More on that post-re:Infect (traditionally held the week after re:Invent)
It's like someone who has never had to do an expense report in their life sat down and vibe coded an expense reporting app with the lowest-cost model.
It normally takes me let's say 7 minutes to complete an expense report on concur? After my third day (only like, 5-10 min a day fighting it), this was literally the first time in my entire career that I gave up and watched the training video. THEN STILL had no idea how it worked
To whoever picked our new expense tool "emburse," I hope you got a kickback, and management finds out, and you go to jail for fraud.