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Mr EatItThruTheJeans

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I invented the Wheel and irrigation. And written language I am immune to all temptation and A Stranger to sin . . fka @synaxx_x

Joined August 2026
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got all my accounts back, go follow @synaxx_x if u didnt already
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farted so hard it gave my downstairs neighbour a brain bleed
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•ultra glitch•@highsieze6Sep 12
got called into HR this morning for ‘accessing ancient wisdom’ on company time idgaf
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Dean Norris
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I love twitter so much I want it to be my girlfriend so I can break up with it and then get back together and have make up sex
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🐳@2001V01Sep 10
Philadelphia Cream Cheese would like to use your current location
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friend rolled a spliff then kept putting riddles on the TV
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cav empty@cavempty_Sep 11
smoking on that normal pack. just the regular stuff. standard
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lea@foolonly4youSep 11
told this guy i only date men with jobs and he started sending me all the jobs he applied to on indeed 😭
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i think@kutaiuraniumSep 11
imagine if your zit was your cousin
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Naju🇵🇸@NajjjjuelSep 11
Tupac es como Charlie Kirk pero está encerrado en camisetas del Bershka en vez de en chatgpt
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if theres 1 thing i know for damn certain an olympia user couldn't have made that shot
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house flipping the great pyramids of egypt and i took out a load bearing brick and the entire thing collapsed on me
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Jabroni Mike
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“Wow! A foldable iPhone!!” I say, as I snap it closed onto my flaccid penis, simulating a wild clam attack
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alexander the pretty good@vaudevillehookSep 11
Surely some people must have found themselves on the other side of a glory hole situation while they’re in the bathroom for totally unrelated reasons right? Just fighting for their life through a bout of diarrhea when a throbbing hard dick pops through the wall
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I dont know, what you think ive done. but if we were to battle? ive already won. Ask Gus
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im a product of a british single mother so Dan Bull was my first positive male role model in my life
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when I need to know about a penal code I contact my lawyer Dr Montgomery
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blowing my nose into a tissue and pinning it to a cork board linked to 3 other tissues with red yarn
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letting a snail dissolve under my tongue like a klonopin
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