39 β€’ INTP β€’ Mensa Recognized Genius β€’ Finding Myself β€’ Block me = I win

Joined February 2016
She like how I smell, cologne
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Me: Wassup bro good morning My coworker: You do realize the ham on your sandwich is the conglomeration of about 300 different pigs' ground up meat and organs
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So you ain't see Drake shit? You ain't see Curry shit? You ain't see Big Sean shit? You ain't see DaBaby shit?
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Build a shoegaze outfit with me as a 33 year old predator living in Brooklyn
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Black Beatles in the city, be back immediately To confiscate the money
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Leave your iron on for 3 days challenge. Go.
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Trans neo-Nazi teen accused of Hindu temple mass shooting plot will get hormone treatments in jail: judge trib.al/eDQ8N7P
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You don’t eat cookies at work and they think you got an eating disorder
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Test your pingas guys... πŸ’”πŸ•ŠοΈ
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Este guey sabe pelota
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Penguin Publishing was not interested in my "hood fantasy" young adult novel. So I'm off to Harper Collins
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They not gon play with me bro cause I'm not gon play. And I don't got nothing to lose I don't got no family I don't got no kids I don't got nothing
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He dropped my croissant on the highway and he tryna leave
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man somebody call the irs, too many lambos @2001V01 @2002sunglasses
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They be on my page like slide for Von I know they trolling me
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Haven't had play for till cock
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