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tori smith

@torismith714
Joined June 2012
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God bless this man for flipping Mississippi blue
Image from Scott Colom Stan (@BeshearStan)
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Adam Karpiak
@Adam_KarpiakNov 10
when HR reminds you to complete the anonymous employee survey
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My dog watching me hide a pill in her food.
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7rq
@gloccnimNov 4
me at work trying to be grateful that i have a job
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This ad may have given us Blue Mississippi for the first time in decades. Historic
Scott Colom (@scott_colom) profile pictureScott Colom
@scott_colomOct 13
She done lost her damn mind.
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julia hava@binchcityNov 4
she's from blexas i can tell by the way she's libbing round the room
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matt
@mattjoansNov 4
We’re looking at a top 5 Twitter day of all time people
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Michael 🫗@ITSMYKOLNov 4
Does this mean the green M&M is going to be a slut again
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AI could never write the tweets I’ve seen today
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Lukas Battle@lukasbattleNov 4
If Texas turns blue then Choosin’ Texas by Ella Langley is ours now
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Texas’s new pronouns are He/Haw
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Michael Kandel
@K_A_N_D_E_LNov 4
gay son AND thot daughter. you just lost your right to choose
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Paige 🐉@PaigeloveTaylorNov 4
Feeling like when the Barbies restored Barbieland
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Ashley Reese@offbeatorbitNov 4
You guys are going to hell oh my god
Deacon Blues, MBA 🌵 (@JotaroPujo) profile pictureDeacon Blues, MBA 🌵@JotaroPujoNov 4
We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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arleen
@annoyingastrosNov 4
Texas getting Talafreaky
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I cast my vote for Jim Talafreako and his liberal trans crime agenda
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kami 💘
@whatkamisaysNov 4
tits out for talafreako god damn
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the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
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we’re seizing the cracker barrels at dawn
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Joe Michael
@theJoeMichaellNov 4
Pronouns in email signatures by 10am tomorrow
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