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Jax

@torigoolanco

(they/them) cat person

Joined September 2012
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BLACK FRESHMAN COLLEGE TEEN HANGS OUT CANDACE OWENS TO DRY!
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I have a Buddy and a Mr. Satan so…
Adam (@adamgreattweet) profile pictureAdam@adamgreattweet3 Jul 2022
dog owners: their name is buddy cat owners: their name is cool ranch dorito
Cuba has a lung cancer vaccine.
Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) profile pictureDarren Rovell
@darrenrovell31 May 2022
Four students from Johns Hopkins have invented Tastee Tape, a tape that helps keep your burrito closed. The tape is safe to eat, gluten free and vegan and is colorless* (*Tape dyed blue in picture for visibility purposes)
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I saw @LauraJaneGrace at the glasshouse last Friday and it was the first show I’ve been to since the pandemic began. I wouldn’t have had it any other way. It was perfection.
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Is THAT why my mom wouldn’t let me watch it??
Joey Jay (is back to being) gay ✨ (@joeyjayisgay) profile pictureJoey Jay (is back to being) gay ✨@joeyjayisgay28 Apr 2022
Spice World made me gay.
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excited that I get to drink coffee tomorrow. I do every day and tomorrow will be no different
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Free at-home COVID test kits are available starting today! Have you signed up for yours? Each household is eligible for 4 free rapid tests, which can help keep loved ones, neighbors, and coworkers safe. Sign up here: special.usps.com/testkits
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The best read of my week
The Mountain Goats (@mountain_goats) profile pictureThe Mountain Goats@mountain_goats1 Jan 2022
so I was washing potatoes last night when I got excited
A lotta people may NOT know that David Bowie put MTV on blast back in the day for NOT playin Black artists.. He side stepped the double talk… Bowie was a REAL ONE. 👊
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Is it a boomer parent thing that they have to tell you detailed stories about what’s going on with their friends and how do I get it to stop?
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Bobcat Goldthwait on "cancel culture."
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I can’t tell you how many times I have heard that young queer kids used to do the Wonder Woman spin when they were closeted. Whether you’re out and proud now or you’re still living with a secret identity, you are a superhero in my eyes. Happy National Coming Out Day 🏳️‍🌈
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Hi @Walgreens it’s quite exclusive to only have “male/female” options on your website’s vaccination form. This leaves out so many folks and causes unnecessary harm. Do better please.
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Was raised super convservative christian which means by the time I was in 6th grade my ultimate fantasy was someone putting a gun to my head at school and going “worship satan… Or die” and Calmly looking up from my pbj and saying “I choose life, in the kingdom of heaven forever”
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Back to work on Better Call Saul! So happy to be here and living this specific life surrounded by such good people. BTW this is makeup pro Cheri Montesanto making me not ugly for shooting!
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Lmao
Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) profile pictureBrian Tyler Cohen
@briantylercohen2 Sep 2021
Candace Owens tried to get a COVID test in Aspen, CO, but was denied service (from a private facility) and received this email, and it’s the best thing I’ve ever read.
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I cannot love this any more. #perfectstrangers
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I am both humbled and offended that ⁦@AwfulTattoo⁩ had my face as one of their dubious selections…although it does look like an army of ants descended from my nose, so… you decided
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