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Tonk

@tonkerthomas

Lifelong Jeff. Co-host of the @onambridge podcast, voice of @fabulousfebreze and Cyril, Bishop of Borsetshire. 50% Scottish, 50% German, 50% Dutch. Pie curious.

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Joined February 2009
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What does "Untaxen" mean?
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Reminder that in 1981 Britain added a descant to the national anthem, turned it into the best national anthem in the world, and then just… forgot about the arrangement never to use it again
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Ten years ago. A simpler - and hairier - time. – at Glasgow, Scotland
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At the cafe, anybody need anything? – at Glasgow, Scotland
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They have built a Sangar between Runcorn and Warrington. Not before time, really. – at Tebay, England
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Actually, a #Pope - #Dylan live action reboot of the Spy vs Spy computer game where they set hilarious traps for each other would be AWESOME.
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Down the steppy-weppies with him, then. – at Catterall, England
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'Shot D - Mike Hallett in his second round win over Tony Drago.'
Love Music (@khnh80044) profile pictureLove Music
@khnh80044Nov 2
A timeless classic. The moment the saxophone starts, chills run down my spine. 🎷🎸🔥❤️
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📷 Sarajevo, early 1980s. Before the 1984 Winter Olympics put it on the world map, and a decade before the siege, this was simply a city going about its day. A thread of everyday life in Bosnia’s capital 🧵
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OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
Lidl Kim (@lidlkim) profile pictureLidl Kim@lidlkimNov 2
Isn't he SPLENDID? I just need a matching Toby Esterhase decoration
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"Police said they'd pulled the man over as he'd looked sheepish."
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Man caught in car with £14k of drugs as a lamb ate chips in the back seat avoids jail bbc.in/4im0eQs
Man caught in car with £14k of drugs as a lamb ate chips in the back seat avoids jail

Man caught in car with £14k of drugs as a lamb ate chips in the back seat avoids jail

Police officers found the animal in the back seat of John McNeil's car on the M74 in Glasgow.

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Replying to @tonkerthomas
THIS A SCANDAL. IT'S LITERALLY THE BEST BIT OF FLYING WITH KLM!
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Tonk (@tonkerthomas) profile pictureTonk@tonkerthomasOct 26
#KLM have retired their cheese sandwich. I have no idea what they think they're doing. I'm genuinely gutted. #BroodjeKaas
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#KLM have retired their cheese sandwich. I have no idea what they think they're doing. I'm genuinely gutted. #BroodjeKaas
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From #AOTC, a BBC #TheArchers fan podcast Ep. #297: There go the Brides! Lucy & Jeff applaud a fantastic week in Ambridge, but wonder when Harassment Burns will realise he’s just not a very good copper. Clarrie and Eddie melt Jeff's heart. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas… – at Tebay, England
There go the Brides!

There go the Brides!

Podcast Episode · Ambridge on the Couch - this week on The Archers · 25 October · 1hr 9min

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Friends suspect he's watching The Day of the Jackal again. An opening sequence second only to Tinker, Tailor episode 1.
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*EARLY ACCESS FOR PATREONS* From #AOTC, a BBC #TheArchers fan podcast Ep. #296: Freddie! Steady! Go! Jeff gets hit with a board rubber, Lucy can’t understand how people are being invited to the Wedding of the Century and Ruth has a problem with friends. patreon.com/AmbridgeontheCou…
Freddie! Steady! Go! | Ambridge on the Couch

Freddie! Steady! Go! | Ambridge on the Couch

Freddie! Steady! Go! by Ambridge on the Couch on Patreon. Join Ambridge on the Couch's community for exclusive content and updates.

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In Bed With Medinner – at Glasgow, Scotland
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Whoever names the most obscure TV show wins.
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My girl and I had this photo taken today (it's a long story). It's a shite one of me but it's a great one of her. I'm so proud of her, she was so broken and she's come such a long way. An amazing young woman. – at Glasgow, Scotland
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Fuck Mike Love #FuckMikeLove
aidan! (@obviouslystevie) profile pictureaidan!@obviouslystevieOct 11
This is the most depressing video I’ve ever seen
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I'll tell you what, I'd wish I'd known thirty years ago that simply changing my profile picture would grab the attention of just quite so many attractive and scantily dressed young women.
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