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Ideal casual user with zero red flags tweets aren't my own

Joined November 2011
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I’m gonna Juang out with my wang out. Is this anything?
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Apropos of nothing, I’ve just realised that he looks quite a lot like an Asian version of my late Dad. Do with that what you will
The internet is undefeated
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Telling my daughter to choose another story for bedtime as I wouldn't read one of Walliam's books as "he's a bad man to women" is one of my greatest flexes ever. I hope this imprints so when she brings her first dickhead boyfriend back, my "He's a Massive Danger" gets listened to
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Just had my first mince pie of the year lads
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Sounds like it's been a good night for Ukraine 🇺🇦
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Telling my daughter to choose another story for bedtime as I wouldn't read one of Walliam's books as "he's a bad man to women" is one of my greatest flexes ever. I hope this imprints so when she brings her first dickhead boyfriend back, my "He's a Massive Danger" gets listened to
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Just has 2 approximately 14 year old lads just in school uniform ring our doorbell and say "trick or treat." is this a new thing?!
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Lake District timeline cleanse
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Also Deanna Troi #Feelings #Emotions
Now feels like a good time for this clip
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The best football game that’s ever been is back openswos.net/game/
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At a soft play With noise cancelling headphones
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This really should be a bigger story than it currently is. Jaw-dropping stuff
The GRU hacked into Jared Kushner's iPhone. Dutch military intelligence (MIVD) then recruited a GRU spy who gave them access to the hacked phone. What MIVD discovered was that Kushner had access to two bank accounts --one Azerbaijani, the other Israeli --where Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and Emirati ruler Mohammed bin Zayed deposited money. It sounds like a slightly far-fetched episode of "Slow Horses," but it's real. And it proves just how eye-poppingly corrupt this administration was and continues to be as its "special envoy" decides the fate of tens of millions in Europe in the Middle East. Simply incredible reporting by Matthew Cole, drawn from his new book on Kushner. vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
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Trump envoy Steve Witkoff just called Vladimir Putin a "humanitarian."
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🤖 Made with AI
Trump on Jon Husted: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"
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I am a northerner and I hate how London centred everything is in this country so when I'm there I litter purposely.
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