@toddlevin

Writer (CONAN, Let's Be Real, Triumph HULU Election Specials, New Yorker, NYT). Be funny comma when you can period

toddlevin.com
Joined July 2008
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Brand new on Medium: "Mommy, Where did HBO Go?" link.medium.com/X6aPMslr4zb

“Mommy, Where did HBO Go?”

How to Talk to Your Family About max.

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we made “almost a school shooter” into a government job
VacksceneGaming@VacksceneGamingMar 24
LOLOLOL What a fucking joke
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Hark Audio@HarkAudio21 Nov 2023
We all remember our first trip to Disney World. But for @toddlevin, a long-time writer for Conan O’Brien, it was memorable for all the wrong reasons. Hear his incredible story on the excellent ‘Keys to the Kingdom' with @MattGourley and @Amandafunbuns. share.harkaudio.com/WmzydpdZ…
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Newly up on Medium: "I Was Indicted for YOU." PLEASE CLAP. PLEASE SHARE: link.medium.com/G1tezVzAUEb

I Was Indicted for YOU.

Friends and fellow patriots, we are living in a very dark time for America. Our CROOKED, CORRUPT government wants to take away my freedom…

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Then he attempted to drop the mic, but the mic simply hung in mid-air.
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@TMZ14 Oct 2023
Bill Maher Says Social Media is Actually Anti-Social Media | Click to read more 👇 tmz.me/yZ64tYk
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I really loved this @django special. Incredibly dark and funny, and an enviable gift for language. All the best words.
Django Gold@django6 Oct 2023
Timothée Chalamet, a critique. BAG OF TRICKS out now, link in bio -- perfect viewing material for a dreary weekend!
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Lemme save you some trouble, people who hacked 23andMe looking for data points about Jews: We have IBS.
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I’m convinced Todd Phillips has seen six films, max.
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@DiscussingFilm3 Oct 2023
New look at Joaquin Phoenix in ‘JOKER 2’.
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Right now Nestor must be so proud of his father, who is three years older than him.
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New on Medium: "Jigsaw Loses His Fastball" link.medium.com/wqlJckjjBDb

Jigsaw Loses His Fastball

[In an undisclosed subterranean room, a TV monitor snaps to life. On its screen, the face of Jigsaw, the sadistic master of horror traps…

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One time I accidentally dropped my iPhone in a river and it instantly electrocuted every fish for 10 miles.
Zach Fisher@ZachFisherNews2 Oct 2023
A lot of talk about battery-powered cars, trucks, military vehicles and boats. Trump says that he thinks about electric boats and what happens if they sink, worried about batteries in the water. He goes with electrocution over sharks if he was on an electric boat. @WHO13news
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I hate that I lack the skill to photoshop this so gun’s barrel is pointed backwards.
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It’s crazy how we’re all calling Donald Trump Donald Duck now. I can barely remember his old name.
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You know that HOLLYWEED guy is looking at this and thinking “WEED STRONG?” “WGA STRONGWEED?” “WG-JAY?”
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Drew Barrymore just took one for the (Hasan Minhaj public relations) team.
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Gov. Scott Walker’s Thanksgiving turkey pic:
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Bad enough Drew Barrymore decided to break the WGA strike on 9/11, but then she had to mock the Twin Towers like this??
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Is this real?
Pope Leodis the 14th
@ChrisBarberi25 Aug 2023
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
$UPPORT
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Have you ever met a writer? Grumbling is their natural state.
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@Variety16 Aug 2023
TV Staff Minimum Remains Key Sticking Point, But Some in WGA Privately Grumble: 'Nobody Asked for This' variety.com/2023/biz/news/wr…

TV Staff Minimum Remains Key Sticking Point, but Some in WGA Privately Grumble: ‘Nobody Asked for...

Some writers and showrunners are expressing private opposition to the WGA's proposal for a TV staff minimum.

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“The nose plays.”
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