Wrinkle-free. Smells like coffee.
San Francisco, CA
Joined July 2008
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People using mobile.twitter.com can now add image descriptions, also known as alternative text, when composing a Tweet. We’re excited to add this feature so images on Twitter are more accessible for everyone! Turn on image descriptions in your Twitter accessibility settings.
ALT A screen shot of the Tweet composer on mobile.twitter.com showing the new “Add description” option under an attached photo of a sleepy cat relaxing on the couch in a spot of sunshine.
Mr. Coffee retweeted
I can’t understand people who say “No thanks, I had pizza for lunch.” Pizza for lunch *and* dinner??? Come on man, you are living the dream!!
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We're back tonight with another meetup at iZettle and very special guest Sommer Panage. Sign up for a reminder & join us on Facebook for the livestream if you can't make it in person. facebook.com/cocoaheadssthlm… #sthlmtech
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Wrote a babel plugin for lazy and console.log-loving engs like myself github.com/itszero/babel-plu…
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Christmas comes early! 🍸 xitter.cf/racheld/status/9366300… – at Fairfax, CA
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“Ambitious women have two options when it comes to their partners: a super-supportive partner or no partner at all” hbr.org/2017/10/if-you-cant-…
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In case you've never had to report a U.S. President for breaking the @twitter User Agreement, here's a step-by-step guide.
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If you've loved Night Mode on Twitter for iOS and Android, it's now available for Twitter.com too. 🌚 – at San Francisco, CA
ALT Screenshot of the Night Mode setting menu.
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Parents on this flight just gave out bag of candy and ear plugs in case their baby cries... 🤷🏻♀️ unclear on how I feel about this… – at Oakland, CA
ALT Ziplock bag with snickers, altoids, ear plugs, lip balm, and other candy.
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@shinypb i need to make sure you see this tweet xitter.cf/tinyobscurae/status/90…
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hey @HomeDepot, if you're not going to hire employees that know where anything is, give us an app to find things in your store
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Yellow Gold-Tone Hip Hop Removeable Mouth Grillz Set Player Style - Shop Now! amazon.com/gp/goldbox?gbBuyb…
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"one wonders if Game Of Thrones would have been as successful with its original title, Thrones, What Are They Good For"
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lol gave @todd's name at coffee today 'cause I thought it would be easier than giving my name and I was not right about that
