Ryan Greenberg · Oct 14, 2016 · 7:16 AM UTC

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Saw this license plate and immediately wanted to know if I was parked next to an Air Force Dad or just a man who is dad af.

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Ryan Greenberg · Nov 20, 2013 · 8:49 PM UTC

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Ryan Greenberg · Nov 18, 2022 · 7:59 PM UTC

If you want to find me after Twitter, I’ll be in the metaverse, said nobody anywhere.

Ryan Greenberg · Nov 18, 2022 · 4:48 AM UTC

It turns out I have hundreds of unsent drafts. Please stand by.

Ryan Greenberg · Nov 18, 2022 · 6:46 AM UTC

Financial advisor asked what my long-term financial goals are. Simple: 1. 💎🙌💎 2. ??? 3. Profit

Ryan Greenberg · Nov 18, 2022 · 6:46 AM UTC

Starting to wonder if we didn't want to get together with other people, we just wanted the choice not to.