@tmichaelburns

Follower of local, state, national, and world news, sports, entertainment, and things interesting

 Hyannis,MA
Joined July 2009
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Jim Acosta
@AcostaOct 15
Americans don’t want a kleptocracy.
Kathryn Watson
@kathrynw5Oct 15
Fox News poll: Top concerns: 1. Corruption in government 2. Inflation and high prices 3. Gas prices
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Thank you @AstrosRadioMLB 👍
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Detroit Tigers
@tigersSep 26
DID IT FOR JV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RIP
ZZ Top@ZZTopAug 18
“Today, Elwood and I lost a great friend and collaborator, and the world lost one of the most naturally innovative drummers and a great and true son of Texas. His signature backbeat was key to keeping ZZ on top.” - Billy F Gibbons
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📷📷 FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL, TOMBALL ISD! Follow us at Facebook.com/Precinct4, Instagram @Constablepct4 & download our mobile app “C4 NOW” to receive live feeds on crime, arrests, safety tips & traffic accidents in your area.
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Players in MLB HISTORY to have 200+ HR & .300+ AVG through 3400 career plate appearances: Yordan Alvarez Babe Ruth That’s it.
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This may just be the single greatest edit I’ve ever seen
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1. Cinnamon Toast Crunch 2. Raisin Bran Crunch 3. Honey Bunches of Oats w Almonds 4. Golden Grahams 5. Fruity Pebbles
River Oaks Problems@RiverOaksPrblmsAug 1
1. Cinnamon Toast Crunch 2. Fruity Pebbles 3. Frosted Flakes I’m not sure if we are doing breakfast cereals or the nicknames of people leaving Oil Can Harry’s in Austin in the late 90’s and stealing your cab while you’re leaving Fado’s, but the list remains the same either way.
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Game 7 2019 WS 😖
BingeOnBenge
@BingeOnBengeJul 28
Name a loss that made you sit in silence for 30 minutes after the game.
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Adam Spolane@AdamSpolaneJul 7
Texas A&M: Overhyped, loud, expensive, lose to every good team they play and lose big games at home
Jeff Eisenband
@JeffEisenbandJul 7
Explain the U.S. Men’s National Team in college football terms
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Not wrong. Not a bad idea.
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Change the goal post when the @astros are the only team to get one in 2026…
Kalshi Sports
@KalshiSportsJun 30
Kalshi traders are now projecting under a 50% chance for a single MLB pitcher to throw a no hitter this season. The last individual no-no was in 2024... who will do it next?
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God
@TheTweetOfGodJun 26
This tweet mentions the word God one more time than the entire Constitution does.
The White House
@WhiteHouseJun 26
America has always been, and always will be, ONE NATION UNDER GOD.
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Isaac
@iTalkStudiosYTJun 23
Yankees fans 20 years ago: "Man championships are great!" Yankees fans now: "Man remember when we came back and won a regular season game 4 years ago to a team that swept us in the playoffs 3 months later after already beating us in the playoffs 3 times before that?"
BronxBmbrz
@BronxBmbrzJun 23
Four years ago today
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Robert Behrens
@rcb05Jun 23
The Houston Gamblers have the chance to do the funniest thing ever.
Ian Rapoport
@RapSheetJun 23
Brendan Sorsby cannot be signed as a free agent. He can play in other professional leagues, but not the NFL in 2026, based on this news.
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Elon Musk
@elonmuskJun 19
In the future, a trillion times a trillion dollars will be spent on making antimatter to travel to other star systems
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Julia Morales
@JuliaMoralesMay 26
COMBINED NO-HITTER!!!!!
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In 1998, the United States achieved its first federal budget surplus in 29 years, effectively ending a streak of deficits that had lasted since 1969. ⁠ ⁠ This milestone was achieved under President Bill Clinton, following the passage of the Balanced Budget Act of 1997, which resulted in a fiscal surplus of approximately $69 billion for that year.⁠ ⁠
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Not going to list out my top US 5 bars, but this is on the list:
Daniel “MoneyMan” Moneyweather@alabamanegroMay 22
Top 5 bars: 1. My couch at 11am on a Saturday in October with gameday on an SEC campus on the TV
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Kyle@KBensonJpgMay 20
A vodka soda is $15 and ubers are $70
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@1ssveMay 19
Serious Question: The alcohol industry has lost $830 billion in the last 4 years, because Gen Z is not drinking. Why do you think they aren’t drinking?
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