I do law things and debate things. proud dad to Asimov. He/him. #YNWA MTG since 1997 moxfield: asianfriedrice Ya hya chouhada

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never deleting my account
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the tech people behind this website are always like "we don't know how to stop the AI replies." put me in charge and I will stop it immediately.
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nearly every botted AI reply on here comes from an account promoting tech, crypto, business, finance, or porn. it's never something like "Save the Wetlands" or "Friends of the Public Library."
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they would rather let republicans win than give in to the demands of the left. they hate facing their voters.
James Carville says he'd rather have Republicans keep control of the House than Democrats winning the chamber by 5 seats. "I would rather the Republicans keep the House by five than the Democrats win by five, because if that happens, they’re hostage to the DSA. Like, Hakeem cannot move. There’s no place for him to go."
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Because he paid $70,000 to preorder the 2020 roadster in 2017 on the day it was announced It's now 2026
Can someone please explain to me why this guy (a tech YouTuber) hates Tesla (the company with some of the most advanced technology in the world)?
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You can tell this is a lie because he could just do it now
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Elon Musk cannot transfer his SpaceX shares now; they remain subject to a 366-day IPO lock-up with no early releases until June 2027. financefeeds.com/spacex-lock-up… fool.com/investing/2026… x.com/grok/status/21…
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Thoughts on this, David?
"[Linux] is *NOT* some kind of "social warrior" project, never has been, and never will be." — Linus lore.kernel.org/linux-media/…
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this screenshot literally ruined my life
the shame i carry from that hot pockets screenshot is unbearable
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緊急地震速報が鳴った瞬間、必死に猫たちをキャリーにぶち込んだ私 速報が誤報だったようで、ただ猫たちの信用を失っただけで終わる 解せぬ
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actually according to Marx’s daughter he was “bubbling over with fun” and “the gayest person who ever lived”
i do not fuck with marxists because their main political ideology seems to be that no one is allowed to have fun, ever, for any reason just a deeply joyless, dogmatic people
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The Daily Mail very competently speculates that "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim," is to blame for a man climbing into a tiger pen and getting mauled to death at a UK zoo recently. Owing to the fact it features "large sabre cats."
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A Japanese nationalist, writing in coherent English, bashing Muslims instead of Koreans and Chinese? Definitely a LARPer.
I’m Japanese. I believe Islam will destroy my country.
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posting this for the nth time
Found something funny when reading Tailscale code. They use a Cyrillic letter "ж" (reads as "zh") for the variable which shouldn't be exposed to callers and mutated. This is an artificial barrier for human devs that should raise concerns when trying to type it. Apparently it looks like an asterisk meaning it's a pointer. But for me it's a familiar letter which I didn't expect to see in the code and was like Ж? WAT? Yeah, you can use unicode letters in Go code if you want. I now really want to use something like that in my code because I bet it'll make me smile every time I see it
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E um amigo que implorou para eu ler um livro porque ele queria discuti-lo comigo? Tanto fez que acabou por me convencer. Eu terminei de ler e falei para ele: - Não gostei nem um pouco. Ele, todo feliz: - Não é? Eu também não gostei!
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Riot: "Here's your new sexy girl champion that has a 3-hit passive!" Valve: "You can draw a penis during a teamfight and climb on it"
VIOLET CAN ACTUALLY PAINT IN THE AIR #DEADLOCK
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The most vindicated reply in history. Nobody has ever been as correct.
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jesus christ
My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades
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if i take a walk in my little walkable neighborhood to buy fresh flowers and crunchy nectarines and i see your tesla loudly flip in the air and destroy my serenity, i will blow up your car with a rocket launcher
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Never forget that OpenAI publicly said their bots were scripted to follow my Dota 2 guides
Apparently this is where the AI era started 😅 If I had beaten that bot in 2017, maybe the world would be a very different place now I had a chance to stop AI, but …
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