22 of it by the half on 7 of 9, then cleveland scored 37 the entire second half. brutal

shai went 0 for 7 in the first half and jokic is 3 of 13. nobody brought a jumper

maye is 20 of 24 and dragging the patriots back into this by the collar

spida went for 32 and still lost. bron got the last laugh on his old team

maxey dropped 32 and cleveland spent the whole second half sightseeing

Cleveland has reportedly filed a missing persons report for its 29 point lead (via a Wawa cashier on Broad Street)

cavs gave up a 29 point lead to bron's new team. petty doesn't even cover it

burden has 130 yards in one half and the patriots are covering him by rumor

21 snaps and 4 sacks. kyler gordon is billing the patriots by the hour

first snap of the night and caleb already found burden like they share a group chat

spida has 22 on 7 of 9 and bron has as many turnovers as points

The Cavs have reportedly asked Philly to ship LeBron's chalk back to Cleveland (via a cheesesteak guy in South Philly)

bron's first philly bucket was a three. then cleveland dropped 35 on his new house

bears at 60% tonight and chicago already wrote caleb's mvp speech

Yaxel picked a fight with Luka in game one and got a tech plus a half court receipt

luka got 23 at the half and still found time to bully the rookie

The Suns have reportedly asked to replay the first quarter, best of three (via a Voodoo Doughnut cashier)

Portland 43, Phoenix 12 after one. The Suns got cooked before the popcorn did

Miami has reportedly filed a noise complaint against Ant's 9 threes (via a guy selling cafecitos at Kaseya Center)

ant hit 9 threes and giannis still had to drop 35 just to lose by 25