Co-Founder, Chief Architect at Common Room (@CommonRoomHQ) Co-host of The Downtime Project (@sevreview) Formerly Dropbox, AudioGalaxy, Microsoft, FolderShare.

Seattle
Joined February 2008
I knocked out a few perf fixes today and am reminded yet again what an incredible tool @honeycombio is
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I wonder if the Vision Pro has low enough latency to show a TV screen with a false horizon behind it that would let kids watch movies on car trips without getting motion sick.
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My jokey solution to the Fermi paradox is that really great VR causes civilizations to plateau before they can figure out interstellar travel. But maybe not at $3500/pair.
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I think CoPilot is making fun of me. Sparks of AGI?
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Can we please make sure that whatever regulatory body we form to police AI and blow up data centers has "Turing" in the name?
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I attribute all my success as a software engineer to spending way too much time looking at dashboards.
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Twitter seems to be defaulting me to this "For you" page BS when I load the site now. Lame.
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Do any agencies do controlled burns in the Pacific Northwest? Seems like this would have been a great week to start more fires -- the air is already terrible and rain is on the way.
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You can build a reliable process out of multiple unreliable ones. If only it was more feasible to spread my doordash credit over multiple restaurants, I might be able to eat at noon on a regular basis.
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Highly recommend your test suite generates fake names specifically designed to cause problems. I was delighted today when Arnfjörð ΘΕΟΔΩΡΟΣ_28790ca7 caused a test failure related to case handling today.
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Tom Kleinpeter retweeted
Quite enjoying going through @jamwt and @tklein’s @sevreview podcast: downtimeproject.com/podcast/… Because outages (hopefully) happen rarely, the best way to level up is to learn vicariously through *other people’s* outages. And to hear super experienced engineers retro them!
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One of the very memorable parts about working at Dropbox was the system we used for naming outages (or "sevs" as we called them). Filing a sev was fairly common, and depending on the severity it spun up lots of processes around post-mortems and customer communication.
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And then we can head straight to DALL-E for the art:
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I wasn't able to find one DALL-E prompt that generated amazing results for everything, but wow is the potential there:
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