
#pharmacist. smith by name, concrete walrus by nature. hanging out in the Canadian arctic. love is all. (he/him)
Hay River, NT
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Tim Smith retweeted
Demanding a trade out of Winnipeg just to end up in Newark, New Jersey is like curing cancer just to catch tuberculosis
Tim Smith retweeted
Leon Draisaitl is on pace to finish with 84 points less than Connor McDavid this year.
Leon Draisaitl is also on pace for 176 points this year.
Absolute madness.
Tim Smith retweeted
Humans should fear a slow erosion of physical capacity with time and stave that off by absolutely horsecocking heavy barbells on a regular basis
Tim Smith retweeted
If you gain a bunch of body weight to get strong on the barbell lifts, you are just a fat powerlifter with useless strength, and a 125lb girl purple belt would kick your ass
If you take drugs, you are cheating and are only jacked and strong from juice and peptides
If you stay natty, you don't look like you lift when in real clothes and you should be embarrassed
If you are a marathon runner, sprinters have better more aesthetic bodies than you
If you are a hybrid athlete, you aren't very fast and aren't very strong
Just remember, you can't win no matter what you do on the internet. So just do what makes you happy
Tim Smith retweeted
I still hear people say ‘if Man City are guilty’ in almost every debate.
They’re guilty. The Premier League has found them guilty.
Man City have appealed their guilty verdict. For now, they are still guilty.
Please do not change the facts.
Tim Smith retweeted
Genuinely very funny the second this hit, the amount of Alberta separatist accounts fell off the face of the earth, lmfao



































