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This is Manny. Every single time he chews on his ball, it goes flying out of his mouth. And every single time, he is surprised. 13/10
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all I want is intimate friendships & fulfilling community without ever having to text anybody back, is that too much to ask?!?!????
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Apple Watch Ultra is the "cargo shorts" of Apple products #AppleEvent
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[dming you] hey it seems like you are also a menace of some kind so you want to hang out?
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In 2022 we’re kicking the dude with the Android off the group text. We got enough going on.
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Stanley, French Bulldog (1 y/o), Rockefeller Center, New York, NY • “He loves wearing hats and is a loud snorer. He keeps us up at night.” • “The tree came up from Elkton, MD on a huge truck. It has over 50,000 lights, is 79 feet tall, and needs 60 gallons of water a day.”
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hi friends- for the new year I’m taking a break from life so I can focus on social media. if you need me you can find me here, constantly
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This is hilarious, incredible, and absolutely terrifying. youtu.be/fn3KWM1kuAw
