New York, NY
Joined April 2007
Me at work: "I'm ready for a nap." Me at the pregame: "I'm ready for a nap." Me at the bar: "I'm ready for a nap." #postgradfridays – at Washington, DC
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Talking to my friends who aren’t online
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i become her more with each passing year
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got Chipotle yesterday. got Chipotle today. will get Chipotle tomorrow.
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filed with a whole 4 hours to spare this year! is this growth?
continued this trend with an 11:53pm filing tonight
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I always loved this Super Smash Bros stage #HalftimeShow
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why am I crying in the chipotle rn
Hell of an obituary for Linda Weide by her husband, “Curb Your Enthusiasm” director Robert B. Weide.
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This is Manny. Every single time he chews on his ball, it goes flying out of his mouth. And every single time, he is surprised. 13/10
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it’s not lost on the marketer in me that they waited until 1/7 to align on a vote, and therefore took the front page headlines with continued voting antics on 1/6.
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but to quote @dril: you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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“Last time I was in New York I saw a man on a tricycle playing an accordion”
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all I want is intimate friendships & fulfilling community without ever having to text anybody back, is that too much to ask?!?!????
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me napping on the subway
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newark airport is where dreams go to die (cc @united)
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don’t worry her majesty
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Meet me on the Dynamic Island 🏝 #AppleEvent
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The production value on these #AppleEvent videos feels like a flex of the Apple TV+ studio at their disposal
Apple Watch Ultra is the "cargo shorts" of Apple products #AppleEvent
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[dming you] hey it seems like you are also a menace of some kind so you want to hang out?
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It’s time to ⚠️ BeReal ⚠️
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