Donβt laugh at me, laugh at @ceefaux. A terrible man/writer. Love: wife, daughter, cats (past & present), dog, & Oxford commas. Hate: brassica. GSOH preferred
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In series 1 of Bullseye, on the prize board, Jim would announce a funny βbadβ prize if it went in the wrong segment - βYouβve won DIY brain surgeryβ or βA trip to resurface the M6β. But nothing can prepare you for this gem #itwasadifferenttime
When youβre providing analysis on the football at 7.45 but you need to get home right after because the cat did a whoopsie on the carpet.
Next #eclipse will be in the Middle East thanks to #Infantino
Such sad news. Worked with Dermot a few times and it was always such good fun. He was brilliantly professional when needed and incredibly relaxed and funny off camera, always enjoyed having a laugh with the crew, an absolute diamond.
βThe Boys from Brazil!β Yells Sam Matterface, referencing (checks notes) a film about Nazis hiding in South America. Genius.
For gods sake, itβs Monday night, wonβt someone think of @squires_david ?
Manchester City are preparing for Pep Guardiolaβs exit after Sunday's game against Aston Villa.
Sources have told BBC Sport that Guardiola is expected to leave the Etihad at the end of the season, though City arenβt currently commenting.
Work towards Guardiolaβs anticipated exit is under way at City, with members of staff of the understanding he will leave.
It is understood members of the squad are also anticipating his departure after the Villa game this weekend.
Former Chelsea manager Enzo Maresca, who worked under Guardiola at City, is the front-runner to replace the 55-year-old.
It is understood City have turned their attentions towards how best to mark the tenure of their iconic boss.
#UPDATE | We are carrying out an evacuation at the Utilita Arena in Birmingham after a potential suspicious bag was found.
A 19-year-old man is in custody and as a precaution the site is currently subject of a search.
We will provide further updates when we can.
ALT We are carrying out an evacuation at the Utilita Arena in Birmingham after a potential suspicious bag was found. A 19-year-old man is in custody and as a precaution the site is currently subject of a search. We will provide further updates when we can.
#liamrosenior βdad, Iβve been sacked after a really short amount of timeβ
#leroyrosenior βhold my beerβ
#chelsea
Good to see the bbc focusing on the key #artemis mission questions
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