CPFC ❤️💙 🦅. mainly found swimming for 🍩 being a 🦙 #APSwarrior

West Wickham
Joined October 2009
We will roll in it at Selhurst. Can’t get reception anyway 🤭
Points for not going on your phone while at a match? 😮📵 Borussia Dortmund have started an initiative where fans who unlock their phones as infrequently as possible at their stadium will earn points and have the chance to win prizes 🎁
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Lettsssss gooooooooo
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Clearance item available! Brand new in XXL if anyone would like it? Only asking for £25 which includes shipping (RRP £35).
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I’d rather the shitty flamethrowers, fireworks and shit music go instead of something that’s been happening for years?
Animal rights group PETA has urged Crystal Palace to retire their American bald eagle mascot Phoenix because it says the matchday experience can leave the bird “frightened, disoriented and panicked” and put spectators at risk theguardian.com/football/202…
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give yourself the chance to meet someone new. don’t go back to people who experienced your vibe and still didn’t see you as worth keeping.
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Crystal Palace v MUFC to be played at 2am on the moon in a venue shift for a better TV experience. “We despise football fans who attend football matches in person and want to make that clearer,” said a spokesperson.
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Added the Benny Hill theme to the “protesters” getting beaten by French police and it’s 100x better.
Le monde entier doit voir ce que fait la police française aux manifestants
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Monday 19th October 2026 Thought Of The Evening From Morden Station
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Post Lyon We’ve pulled together the issues that have been reported directly to us and also on X and BBS. We’ll let you know what happens but please bear with us as we will be raising via FSE because we hope this will carry more weight. From what’s been said so far, the issues are generally Lyon/ French police issues not our own club/staff. You can let us know if you feel there is something that isn’t already readily out there that we should include either here or at [email protected] over next 24 hours and we can amend report before we send it off. We’ll also send a copy of our info to the club but imagine they are already well aware of things with staff having been on the ground over there and will likely look at things via their own routes.
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I’m proud to announce my new baby: a guide through the moral maze of modern football. It’s emotional, irrational, biased and occasionally hazy on facts, so just like a real football fan! See link in bio for details #CPFC
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Seeing a lot of posts…. A condom would have prevented them 🙄
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Wishing @cpfcjc a very happy birthday ❤️💙
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I've sat in the same seat at my football team for fifteen years. Chatted to the same guys and look forward to it. I have no idea what any of their names are. Can't ask now can I?
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Wishing one the nicest men ever a very happy birthday @Bacoletplayer ❤️💙
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Wishing @Selhursteagle80 a very happy birthday ❤️💙
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Lyon v Palace ref:
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Adam whartons mum…… Adam Wharton’s mum
Début de bagarre dans le métro à La Soie. Juste après la vidéo, un type a descendu l’escalier pour en découdre avec le petit groupe supporters de Palace (une famille visiblement). Tout le monde a été rapidement séparé par la sécurité et les forces de l’ordre. #OLCRY
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A shout out to the Palace fan liaison guys and girls in Lyon last night. Just found out that without their intervention some of us who were locked in the ground after the game were seconds away from being pepper sprayed for the crime of asking to go to the toilet. Unbelievable.
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Replying to @OL
@OL la honte absolue! Je comprends que les supporters adverses doivent attendre avant de quitter le stade… mais le minimum c’est de leur laisser accès aux chiottes! Avoir des hommes, femmes et enfants à la limite de se pisser dessus… une honte!
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We spoke to the club yesterday and they let us know that if you’re going to the Lyon match tonight and if you are staying in a hotel near to the ground, the club have managed to get agreement that post match you will not have to get on the coaches all the way back to the Eurexpo meeting point. The trade off is that you will be kept back an extra 15 minutes or so in addition to the approximately 1 hour everyone using coaches are held back in the ground. All supporters will still need to go to Eurexpo meeting point to get on the coaches to the ground pre-match (except Cat 1 and disabled supporters).​ #cpfc
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