Kids. Bikes. Words. Cars. Funnies. Earworms. Sacred cows. Changing feet. These are a few of my favourite things.

Cape Town
Joined February 2009
Now imagine doing that 35 times and having multiple plonkers tell you you ain't good enough. Humans are idiots.
"C'est les émotions..." 😁 What it's like to win a stage on Le Tour de France 😁 #TDF2024
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And today's biggest thanks go to whoever created CTL+C; CTRL+V.
Your Stage 5 Cape Epic Challenge is to say "Scott Calabandida | Mazowsze (Sergio Gutierrez & Pawel Bernas)" 3 times fast after spinning around a pole... if you can do that, you'll win a mention in the live X (twitter) feed... #AbsaCapeEpic #Untamed #Epic2024
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Maysterful.
On the Queen stage of the Absa Cape Epic the route will always rock you, but riders are here doing a bicycle race and will be saying 'Don't stop me now'. After all, the show must go on... #AbsaCapeEpic #Untamed #Epic2024
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Tim Brink retweeted
On the Queen stage of the Absa Cape Epic the route will always rock you, but riders are here doing a bicycle race and will be saying 'Don't stop me now'. After all, the show must go on... #AbsaCapeEpic #Untamed #Epic2024
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Masterful.
A motoring melee of male mountain bikers makes its way into the mountains. #AbsaCapeEpic #Untamed #Epic2024
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Waiting to catch a slipstream from the right truck outside the container depot at the harbour, hanging on for as long as we could (often way past Blouberg) and then kakking all the way back into the South Easter. Would I beat my kids for doing it? For sure...
When we were young we did crazier things. I remember pacing behind cars at 80km/h on fixed gear track bikes without brakes. Before helmets ;)
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What's happening, 04h17 Squad? @liezelv 🤣 This insomnia thing is quite productive.
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Espresso fingers. Skip the biscuits.
Behind the scenes with the Live Updates Team, Stage 5. Fuelled by @vidaecaffe #capeepic #untamed
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Test them for Tramadol.
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Dan Bigham’s Hour Record lasted for 6 days more than Liz Truss’s premiership.
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Tell Pat I say 'hi'.
😌 ¿De qué puede estar hablando? ❤️@EvenepoelRemco 👀 @Sammmy_Be💚 🚴‍♂️Caption this! #LaVuelta22
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You think you have problems. Try supporting @Arsenal playing @LFC tonight... and not wanting City to win the league. @#$%.
Some personal news: I’m a @ManUtd fan. It’s rough.
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Who hid the ketones?
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Hey, @cityofctts, shouldn't this angry man be wearing a seatbelt? You are welcome to make contact for the other misdemeanours, time, location etc... there is quite a list! @PedalPowerPPA @safecyclists
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Cycling season is back... 2km to go...
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Pooh hummed a satisfied hum to himself, safe in the knowledge he wouldn’t be caught out by another lockdown.
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E-Bikes at @TheMungaMTB - whatever next? Brilliant innovation, can't wait for the dots.
Boy, is this going to be fun to watch, along with the rest of @TheMungaMTB ... chapeau,@ToyotaSA and good luck @myles_vm, @phatho_z and Wade Mosterd. bit.ly/3I8V4mE
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