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Dawn

@thoughtfloss

Exceedingly Curious. Mildly Morbid. Lover Of Puns.

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Joined July 2009
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Do you see this slice of cake?! It's HUGE! Key lime cake! Two of us were eating, and we still have leftovers. Excellent cake though!
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It's like this fortune cookie doesn't even know me!
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Public restrooms. #WhatReallyWeirdsMeOut
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Replying to @JaggedAuthor
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Get out before there’s a baby involved. #DemonDatingTips
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With a good ear scritch #HowDoYouAppreciateCows
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One Squeak #SoundsInASongOrMovie
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Hot Buzz #SoundsInASongOrMovie
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Kill them! Kill them all! #UnusualWaysToSaveThePlanet
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Some new stickers to stick on my stuff!
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