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Dawn

@thoughtfloss

Exceedingly Curious. Mildly Morbid. Lover Of Puns.

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Joined July 2009
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I am certain that I have read many times more words than I have ever spoken, and I am o.k. with that. #ReadersUnite
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.@GideonsBake
Dawn (@thoughtfloss) profile pictureDawn@thoughtfloss10 Aug 2024
Do you see this slice of cake?! It's HUGE! Key lime cake! Two of us were eating, and we still have leftovers. Excellent cake though!
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Do you see this slice of cake?! It's HUGE! Key lime cake! Two of us were eating, and we still have leftovers. Excellent cake though!
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It's like this fortune cookie doesn't even know me!
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Public restrooms. #WhatReallyWeirdsMeOut
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Get out before there’s a baby involved. #DemonDatingTips
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This made me smile 😊. #Cats
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I'm sorry, you didn't rank. #ThingsYouCanSayDuringTheOlympicsAndSex
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Someday, I hope to have the confidence of people who wear white pants (or shirts, for that matter).
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No, you can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want But if you try sometime you'll find You get what you need
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With a good ear scritch #HowDoYouAppreciateCows
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#WakeMeUpWith plane tickets for an amazing trip, or not at all.
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One Squeak #SoundsInASongOrMovie
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Hot Buzz #SoundsInASongOrMovie
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Kill them! Kill them all! #UnusualWaysToSaveThePlanet
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Glad he'll be out of office soon.
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@anyonewantchips28 Jul 2024
Chris Sununu, shilling for Trump, bids adieu to his last shred of dignity.
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If he had purchased Coca-Cola & rebranded it "Plorba-Griznik", everyone would still call it Coke. It's Twitter, plain & simple. We tweet, we don't X-crete. The End
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@greg1667693542026 Jul 2024
Now that it’s officially been a year, which do you prefer Twitter or 𝕏?
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Some new stickers to stick on my stuff!
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Replying to @thoughtfloss
I think that goes for everyone on Twitter lol
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May cause palpitations, weakness in knees, and excessive drooling. #IfPeopleHadWarningLabels
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I'd have "Over-sharer" on my forehead. #IfPeopleHadWarningLabels
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