founder @datalancers; data specialist; part of the Agricult; organizer @wiblockchain; @blockpartyapp_ for my sanity Opinions my own https://xitter.cf/t.co/Z4mW7pa6JX

the 11th kingdom
Joined March 2013
✨AN ELI5 FOR DATA PIPELINES ✨ so a data pipeline, is like a smoothie bar and the fruit is data... so let's start with data delivery... 1/
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Some flavor of stupid and definitely annoying. Ask me how I know.
so many years in, i still don't know anything about crypto and don't understand how it works. but 30% of the time i see a stupid comment on here, the person has crypto in their bio and i admit this colors my view of the tech. it appears to be a community of stupid, annoying ppl
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It says “build anything” from the @MongoDB conf Cool event! Had great convos.
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LMAO Canada invited to be in the EU?? This timeline writes itself.
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Dang I thought slavery ended.
sf is insane man met a founder with 18 employees all 18 of them live in his apartment with him (2 bedroom place) they work 6-11-7 (6am to 11pm, 7 days a week) they have to get his permission to do anything besides work or sleep he also didn't want them wasting time dating people outside the company, so he matched them up internally (80% of employees are guys so a few of them now have to be gay) sf startup culture is wild man
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Who in the heck is rejecting resumes at midnight ??
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Apparently we’ve been learning nothing.
This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever read 😂 Three hiking novices asked Gemini how to climb 14,179-ft Mount Shasta. It packed them for an 8-hour day. They left camp 3 a.m. They were supposed to summit by 7 p.m. Gemini said pack simple carbs, not fats, because fats “take too long to digest” Horrible advice 😂 Phones died. Backup chargers died. One person blew their knee out. Night fell on them at 11,000 ft in Mud Creek Canyon, with no extra layers. They survived but barely. “We relied too much on AI rather than our own critical thinking.” You think? 😂
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Tell me you’re vibe coding without telling me you’re vibe coding @StackOverflow
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I have no words.
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Whoever is running security at @nvidia I appreciate you not playing the “use letters numbers and one special symbol” game
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She’s living with a man who yells at her screams in her face and wont split costs of furniture
Help do I tell someone that the girl at the table next to mine is basically dating my ex or do I just sit here STRESSING
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Help do I tell someone that the girl at the table next to mine is basically dating my ex or do I just sit here STRESSING
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This is definitely a take
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Honestly don’t know how I feel about this
A Reddit user found out that Motorola phones have started hijacking the Amazon app to insert affiliate codes - on a phone that cost $1,900 - talk about greed..
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Valid crashout
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Absolutely cooked.
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IM GONNA NEED SOME EXPLANATIONS
2023: Corona ended 2026: Hantavirus
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Don’t be telling me you ain’t add sugar but you adding powdered dates. Those things is all sugar!!
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End of an era
well Ask.com aka Ask Jeeves kinda just went silently into the night
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