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Long live Bravo Foxtrot 🙏🏿❤️ August 22, 1984 - November 8, 2018
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Most people in France can't afford housing. They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast. They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.
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They have Philly next week, that will be an all time ass fest. The worst offense vs the worst defense
This @dallascowboys defense may be the worst in @NFL HISTORY🤦🏿‍♂️
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Contender for the best tweet of 2026.
Ukraine is moving Russian data to the cloud.
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Deshaun Watson tonight after leading the Browns to a 4-2 record and 1st place in the AFC North
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I want to apologize to Brian Johnson and Sean Mannion. Y'all were set up to fail. As far as Patullo, you still suck
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First red flag should’ve been a Jew doing manual labour
A professional hitman disguised himself as an ultra-Orthodox Jew to assassinate someone.
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Nick Sirianni's offensive gameplan was to let Tanner McKee throw the ball 45 times against the 32nd ranked rushing defense Coaching Masterclass 🔥
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The funniest thing is between AJ Brown’s drops and McKee’s play Jalen Hurts has been vindicated today and he didn’t even have to play a down of football
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Win, lose or draw. Go Birds!!!
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Looks like Americans got their livestreamed public execution after all
HORRIFIC: The U.S. Air Force tragically confirms the airman rappelling from the Alamodome rafters before the Navy-UTSA football game has died. Medical personnel immediately tended to the airman, and he was transported to a nearby hospital, where he later died from his injuries. Very sad!
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Ok Nick Sirianni is the problem. Fire him
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Ass*
Pass Interference 🫣😂
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Trying to prove a point with McKee, but would spam run-run-pass scripts with Jalen. Lmao.
Eagles play calls through two series: Pass Pass Pass Pass Pass Pass Not going to work.
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He died. Thanks @PeteHegseth @SecWar for yet another pointless and tragic recruiting spectacle
A U.S. Army officer falls to the field at high speed during a fast rope demonstration gone wrong during the Navy vs UTSA pregame tonight. The officer was attended to on the field and taken to the hospital on a stretcher. There has been no update on his condition but we pray that he was not seriously injured.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Air Force confirmed the service member, a USAF Airman, died from injuries after the rappelling demonstration. It was not a fast-rope or Army officer. taskandpurpose.com/news/airman-di… espn.com/college-footba…
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Tommy, who worked as Josh Hawley’s ops director, is the son of Bobby Jindal’s longtime COS, Tim Teepell, who is listed as the principal for Breakthrough LLC. This month, Jindal’s dark money group paid $250,000 to Breakthrough LLC, for influencer marketing opposing Abdul El-Sayed.
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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Richard Nixon was out there giving speeches about how "black capitalism" is the future, then getting off stage and asking Hoover what's taking so long on the Fred Hampton assassination. Lmao we don't read enough man.
Nixon won in the end I'm afraid
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When they interview the farmers that voted for Trump 😂😂😂 @KarlousM
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The West didn't end colonialism. They rebranded it as development. The formula never changed: debt and dependency for the obedient, sanctions and coups for the defiant. We understood the trick early, never bowed, paid the price and humiliated the Great Satan. One more blunder by the US and its myth is over.
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People have no idea how big a deal these seemingly small changes are. Ibrahim Traoré is not just some soldier in a beret. He is a deep philosophical thinker, and he is decolonizing their mindset and mentality.
Burkina Faso 🇧🇫 has suspended beauty pageants nationwide, replacing them with a science competition involving 84 young women.
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To the people, especially those in the United States, who don’t understand the protests in France: A government that doesn’t fear the people is a government that doesn’t serve the people.
Protesters in Montpellier, France unveil a banner that reads: “The People Will Triumph!” The working class is humanity’s last line of defense against the neoliberal and neofascist politicians who work together to sell us out to the billionaire class and the war machine.
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