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tim (PARODY)

@theoriginalbing
 New York, NY
Joined January 2021
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Is anybody else concerned that ray romano seems to have been stuck in a grocery store for almost 2 weeks?
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Found this Rewatchables from 2018 where Chris Ryan says Hawk Tuah
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call her the clippers the way she intuit when to give me dome
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ALT: call me the clippers the way, dome, I’m into it
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seeing people refer to their home address as their “assassination coordinates.” I’m not doing this because I know I will be assassinated trying to use the bathroom at the east river plaza target
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Let my hair air dry with leave-in conditioner. it took THREE HOURS for it to dry. what the fuck
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Pizza Hut is WOKE Pizza, Boycott It!
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The word of the year is the girl reading this 😎
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@CNN13 Dec 2022
“Woman” is Dictionary.com’s word of the year – a word so simple and so common but nonetheless, according to the site, “inseparable from the story of 2022” cnn.it/3FPX0RZ
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Any time something happens in a movie, it means that the writer/director thinks that thing is good 😎
Avery Edison (@aedison) profile pictureAvery Edison@aedison13 Dec 2022
there was a movie this year which came to the conclusion that you’re allowed to treat your family abominably if it’s a result of generational trauma and if you saw that movie and thought “uhhhh fuck that???” YOU’RE the bad guy
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Me trying to read: Let’s get this to go viral!
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@PopCrave12 Dec 2022
Lea Michele stuns in new selfie.
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these targeted ads have gotten so good it’s scary
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@Wayfair how did you know that I’m in the market for 5 different types of commercial water fountains
K @elonmusk I've had enough. I'm leaving twitter as of tonight. Time for bed, I'll be back tomorrow
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hell hath no fury like a short king scorned
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Hey Mister@premiles_11 Dec 2022
Homer. Marge. Lisa. Bart. Baby Maggie. I didn’t say a last name; but I know what family you’re thinking of.
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Smile (2022) is, more than anything, a movie about New Jersey
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Just found out how much guitar pedals cost. Men will do nothing but lie and disappoint you
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Do not engage with any New york times platforms today in support of striking workers! If you need to read a transphobic opinion piece, please try to find something in local news or public radio instead!!
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Colin 🍔@sentrapilot7 Dec 2022
Man goes to doctor. Says he’s addicted to benzos. Says anonymity seems cowardly and cruel. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great psychologist Jordan B Peterson is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor,
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